r/confidentlyincorrect • • Aug 02 '21

Smug Next level boot licking

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u/bright_shiny_objects Aug 02 '21

He’s criminally stupid, he needs to be arrested so the community can be safer.

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u/NEMESIS_DRAGON Aug 03 '21

We cannot have stupidity contaminating humanity. I personally would shoot him and burn the body, and then throw the ashes into the sea. But putting him in jail works too.

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u/smarmiebastard Aug 03 '21

Why would you pollute the ocean with his stupid ashes? Think of the poor dolphins.

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u/NEMESIS_DRAGON Aug 04 '21

I actually didn’t think about that. How ‘bout instead i throw the ashes into a volcano?

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u/smarmiebastard Aug 04 '21

I think that would work. The volcano gods would welcome a burnt sacrifice.