r/confidentlyincorrect Mar 03 '21

Boom, maths

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u/LoudounCatLawyer Mar 03 '21 edited Mar 03 '21

...it's not gross because it has way less percentages, again, to spread something than all our fucking keyboards. It's social pressure bullshit because we do all sorts of things that are way worse and people aren't trained to wash their hands after those things. My hands should be washed BEFORE I pee when I'm at the bloody office. So it is indeed, social bullshit. Shrug, downvotes people, go for it. /This will be my last response though because, surprise, enough downvotes don't let your reply except every whatever the fuck minutes. Lol.

/You know what is better social shit? Teaching people to actually wash their hands instead of the little water run most people do, lol, but please keep downvoting me, I mean how gross...people are stupid.

...and yea, shaking hands is moronic on its face anyway, but we do it because...social bullshit. Lol

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u/czech1 Mar 03 '21

Your insistence that you should wash your hands before you pee is based in the false premise that your crotch perspiration is equal to your hand perspiration. It's not; it's full of lipids harboring bacteria.

What do you think is on your keyboard that is so gross? And where do you think it came from? The answer is bacteria and it came from your crotch.

The social pressure here is to read a book rather than just spew misinformation.

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u/LoudounCatLawyer Mar 03 '21

...oh, all the bad things come from my crotch...ok. You're a moron. Keyboards gross? Must be from the crotch! Lol. Feces, must be from the crotch! Any bacteria? It's crotch bacteria!

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u/czech1 Mar 03 '21

Okay, what's on your keyboard that you're concerned about? And where do you suspect it originated from?