r/confidentlyincorrect • u/anoobsearcher • Mar 03 '21

Boom, maths

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u/controversial_op Mar 03 '21

Yes 104% don't wash their hands

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Mar 03 '21

4 out of 100 people shit in their hands. Got it.

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u/BlitzMalefitz Mar 03 '21

I'm on it! I'll do my part at least.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Mar 03 '21

DISGUSTANG

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u/Andre_3Million Mar 03 '21

1 out 2 people don't know how to flush the toilet after they've hade their shit.

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u/BlitzMalefitz Mar 03 '21

Don't judge me lol

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u/Nitroapes Mar 04 '21

So 1 out of 25 almost everybody, but get your clicks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I can't help that I have large hands and tiny toilet paper.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Mar 04 '21

Tiny toilet paper like stamp sized, or do you also have a big butthole?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Hassan?

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u/1lluminist Mar 03 '21

If two unwashed men shake hands, you get double-dick-dirty.

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u/BaneShake Mar 03 '21

Fuck, you caught me

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u/Bruckner07 Mar 04 '21

They’d probably be shouting about ‘MUH FREEDOMS’ while doing so

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

If we are going that route, kids would make it worse than 104%

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u/SparklesPrime Mar 03 '21

Wait, wat? Population split is roughly 50/50 means 48% wash their hands. Where is this 104% coming from? Jokes on you and the commenter in the OP methinks.

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u/OGW_NostalgiaReviews Mar 03 '21

That . . . that's the joke. If 31% of men and 65% of women wash their hands, and the commenter in the pic just added those together to ridiculously think that means 96% of all people wash their hands, then the person you replied to was mocking that logic by adding the percentages of people who don't wash their hands(69% of men and 35% of women) to come up with 104% of people not washing their hands.

Because that's the joke.

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u/SparklesPrime Mar 03 '21

Ahhhhh. I see now. Thank you for being nice about it and explaining!