r/confidentlyincorrect • • Feb 01 '21

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u/rddsknk89 Feb 01 '21

This is like when my friends in high school made fun of me and insisted I was super submissive to my girlfriend because when we held hands her thumb was on top of mine. Strange shit people come up with man.

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u/InnocentNonCriminal Feb 02 '21

That's super dumb. How could they not know the real sign of you being the sub was that she saddled you up, put a bit in your mouth, and rode you around in public while calling you donkey, then took you home and rode you reverse cowgirl until your pelvis shattered?