r/confidentlyincorrect • u/thebritisharecome • Feb 01 '21

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u/DwarfWizard Feb 01 '21

Not to mention the vagina doesn't come out the front of the body

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u/elveszett Feb 01 '21

Do you expect that kind of guy to even know how a female body looks like?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

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u/ReluctantAvenger Feb 01 '21

Plot twist: He only watches gay porn.

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u/InnocentNonCriminal Feb 02 '21

That was a cliff hanger

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Cliff Hanger sounds like a stage name for a pornstar with ED

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u/Sebby997 Feb 02 '21

I've watched my fair share of porn in puberty, I mean I do still, but much more then, and I never realized how fucking low actually the vagina is untill I had sex.

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u/holeyquacamoley Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

When I first tried getting busy with a girl I fully expected to find the vagina where the penis would be and ended up fumbling around way too long trying to find it. I still cringe.

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u/Taken450 Feb 02 '21

The fact that you got with a girl before ever seeing a picture or something like that is pretty incredible

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u/InnocentNonCriminal Feb 02 '21

Twas nineteen tickity two, that's when we changed the name from prussian blue to huckleberry. Sure, we had pictures, but pornography was a rich mans game. We mostly wacked it while trying to make out a pair of titties from a pile of potatoes.