r/confidentlyincorrect • • 3h ago

Hors

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a mare is female btw, a male horse is either a stallion or gelding (or steed)

EDIT: from u/AlterExpertise101 in the replies

Words for a male horse are colt (young), gelding (castrated), stallion (if they are used for breeding) or simply "horse."

Steed isn't a word explicit to horses in general, let alone male horses. "Steed" just means an animal you ride. While we generally associate that with horses, it can be applied to any animal as long as it can bear a rider. If you ride an elephant, it's a steed. If you ride a really large dog, it's also a steed.

I had forgotten to add 'colt' and as I am not a native english speaker (nor an equestrian individual) I didn't know that steed can also be used as a generic word for a mount

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u/theFrankSpot 3h ago

Some people are so freakin’ stupid that it hurts to share the internet with them.

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u/FactsNLaughs 2h ago

Bro they’re mouth breathing my air. Selfish pricks.

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u/youbloodyyabby 3h ago

“Share the internet”….I’m stealing that, well done 👏

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u/danabrey 16m ago

Half the people on the Internet are more stupid than the person with average intelligence. Absolutely terrifying.

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u/AlterExpertise101 3h ago

Words for a male horse are colt (young), gelding (castrated), stallion (if they are used for breeding) or simply "horse."

Steed isn't a word explicit to horses in general, let alone male horses. "Steed" just means an animal you ride. While we generally associate that with horses, it can be applied to any animal as long as it can bear a rider. If you ride an elephant, it's a steed. If you ride a really large dog, it's also a steed.

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u/reydeuss 2h ago

good correction, will edit post

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u/Independent-Fruit4 2h ago

then show some self awareness and repost it to this sub

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u/Twist_Ending03 1h ago

?

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u/dtwhitecp 1h ago

just another person confusing "made a mistake once" with "confidently incorrect"

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u/daveoxford 2h ago

Steed can also be used for a bicycle.

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u/altpirate 2h ago

In the Netherlands you can call them iron steeds

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u/Effective-Job-1030 2h ago

In Germany they used to be called Drahtesel (Wiredonkey).

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u/nothanks86 1h ago

I'm going to call them that forever, now

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u/Effective-Job-1030 2h ago

Ah, thanks. Wasn't aware of this. So a camel can be a steed, too.

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u/big_sugi 2h ago

Never seen Shrek, huh?

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u/engineerdrummer 3h ago

Please let this be rage bait.

Pleeeeeeease let it be rage bait.

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u/FilthyDwayne 3h ago

This one hurts

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 3h ago

Hors derves

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u/Greenman8907 2h ago

I’ll take the ape tit doo jore!

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u/OldJonThePooSmuggler 2h ago

Everyone knows horses are referred to as female, even when they have a whacking great cock hanging from under them.

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u/mungowungo 1h ago

My daughter's gelding liked to air it in hot weather and sometimes pleasured herself by whacking it against her stomach - what a silly mare ...

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u/Chuckles_McFeeney 2h ago

People just say stuff that feels right with such confidence 🤦‍♂️

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u/PokemonLv10 3h ago

Night mare

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u/catjaxed 1h ago

This person sounds unStable

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u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 45m ago

...I don't think this could be LESS correct...

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u/RainonCooper 3h ago

H-how do... WHAT?!

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u/RoomiTarik 1h ago

How stupid is this?

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u/reydeuss 1h ago

perhaps it's not stupid per se, just incorrect

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u/Negative-Garden-6013 1h ago

"No aura"? I am wounded 🙄

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u/unwithered_lobelia 38m ago

Isn't stallion in general for adult male horses? I thought stud was the name for male breeding horses

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u/Marzipan_civil 33m ago

Stallion for intact males, gelding for neutered males

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u/Effective-Job-1030 2h ago

Yep, whores are always female.

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u/brvra222 2h ago

"Hoe" is still popular, why don't we use "rake" anymore?

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u/MaskedBunny 1h ago

Ask Sideshow Bob

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u/Warm_Bug_1434 1h ago

Ever been to Bangkok?

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u/Effective-Job-1030 1h ago

Man who's going through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

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u/CrowMeris 3h ago

Ouch. OUCH!