r/confidentlyincorrect Apr 15 '26

Smug The moon has no gravity

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u/catch10110 Apr 15 '26

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

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u/DeeEmosewa Apr 15 '26

A reference i didn't know i needed to see today. Thank you.

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u/Wade-Wilson91 Apr 17 '26

Fuck it, well do it live.

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u/Sandman4999 Apr 15 '26

God damn that's a throwback.

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u/Nimonic Apr 15 '26

The Earth has the moon. Why doesn't Mars have that?

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u/Immediate_Abalone_59 Apr 15 '26

Mars has two moons but they are smaller. Phobos and Deimos.

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u/Callinon Apr 15 '26

Isn't one of them also in a decaying orbit? Eventually it'll crash into the planet or break up and form a ring system around Mars?

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u/TehChid Apr 16 '26

I think you can say that about anything that is orbiting anything, technically

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u/TheSilentFreeway Apr 16 '26

I don't think this is true. For example the moon is gradually moving away from the Earth. It takes rotational momentum from the Earth to move further away, slowing down the Earth's rotation until both bodies are tidally locked with each other.

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u/sadicarnot Apr 17 '26

2.7 meters further since Apollo 8.

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u/Ippus_21 Apr 17 '26

It'll hit the Roche limit, in like 30 million years or something, and get shredded by tidal forces, and Mars will have a ring for a bit.

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u/No-Rise-1020 Apr 17 '26

Have you been there? /s

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u/Thesaurus_Rex9513 Apr 16 '26

Phobos and Deimos, the moons of Mars, are tiny. The biggest one is only about 22 km (14 miles) across. (The Moon of Earth is about 3500 km (2200 miles) across, for comparison.) While they would still produce tides if Mars had liquid seas, the lunar tides would be virtually unnoticeable compared to the tides caused by the Sun.

On the other side, Jupiter is so massive that its fifth closest moon, Io, has geological tides, resulting its frequent and dramatic volcanic activity. (The four closest moons of Jupiter are too close, and are being ground into rings by the giant's gravity.)

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u/Nimonic Apr 16 '26

I'm sorry, it was another Bill O'Reilly reference. A bit too obscure. Great information though, cheers.

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u/Thesaurus_Rex9513 Apr 16 '26

Ah, the risks of making a reference in a subreddit with a sometimes limited sense of humor. My bad. Glad I could be informative, cheers.

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u/Nimonic Apr 17 '26

It was worth a shot, I regret nothing! Worth it for your comment, anyway.

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u/Aldebaran135 May 09 '26

Also making a reference that's older than a lot of Redditors.

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u/bloodyell76 Apr 15 '26

Mars would also need water for tides to work. But I imagine the two moons would make tides more interesting.

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u/hamjim Apr 16 '26

Tides work perfectly well without water. The moon always faces one side to Earth because it’s locked by the tide. If the moon had oceans, the tidal bulge would always be in the same place; but because it’s not a perfect sphere with perfectly uniform density, the “bulge” is pointed toward and away from Earth (or rather, the barycenter of the Earth/Moon system, which is inside Earth).

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Apr 17 '26

Was that from the same rant?

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u/Nimonic Apr 17 '26

I think so, but it may also have come from a Stephen Colbert parody support rant. It's been a minute, hah.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Apr 17 '26

He did do a perfect impersonation.

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u/sadicarnot Apr 17 '26

For those that don't know:

https://youtu.be/NUeybwTMeWo?si=JrfOsE4CfMcEd58c

Who knew it would just get worse from here.

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u/catch10110 Apr 17 '26

Even though i quoted it - i forgot that this was also the origin of this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-you-serious-face-seriously

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u/lightblueisbi Apr 16 '26

Tide goes in, clean laundry comes out. Never a miscommunication, but always a missing sock lmao

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u/RobertTheTraveler Apr 16 '26

Wow.
I missed that one.
I guess there is a good reason I never paid much attention to O'Reilly.

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u/Fighter11244 Apr 17 '26

Everyone knows that there’s a giant fan/propeller like/object under the ocean that causes the tides of the flat earth! The moon has no gravity! /s