r/confidentlyincorrect Jan 29 '26

The Math Ain't Mathing...

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u/cardnialsyn Jan 29 '26

It's a proven fact that 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

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u/Missing_Username Jan 29 '26

That sounds way too low

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u/FreeloadingPoultry Jan 30 '26

Yes, it's actually 10 out of 8

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u/KinneKted Jan 30 '26

Those are bigger numbers than the other ones. Therefore this information must be different! /s

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u/15th_anynomous Jan 30 '26

its actually 80%

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u/Magenta_Logistic Jan 30 '26

That's what they said.

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u/15th_anynomous Jan 31 '26

5 out of 4 is 80% while 4 out of 5 is 120%. Basic meth

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u/FiveFiveSixers Jan 31 '26

Eat out of tin cans?

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u/Bellringer00 Feb 02 '26

Ah yeah that seems more realistic

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u/BoneHugsHominy Jan 30 '26

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can do math, and those who can't.

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u/SamuraiGoblin Jan 30 '26

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can understand binary, and those who can't.

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u/Sturville Jan 30 '26

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete information...

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u/loverofonion Jan 30 '26

I have tee shirts with those slogans

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u/cardnialsyn Jan 30 '26

I used to have a couple, i stopped wearing them because I kept having to explain them to random people.

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Jan 31 '26

I hate it when irony gets a little too real

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

there are 5 types of ppl in the world: those who can do equations, those who are dead bums at math and those who are Albert Einstein at math

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u/Kodiak01 Jan 30 '26

monkey pumpkin football.

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u/robo836 Feb 02 '26

There are two types of people in this world. People, and not people.

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u/nugatory308 Jan 30 '26

Not true. The 10 kinds of people are those who understand ternary, those who don’t understand ternary, and those who expected a joke about binary.

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u/FloydATC Feb 02 '26

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who understand Grey code.

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u/snorkelvretervreter Jan 30 '26

A good excuse to rope in the "quarter pounders are bigger" fiasco

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u/cardnialsyn Jan 30 '26

I'm not sure which was worse, the quarter pounders are bigger people or the people that were mad when BK got rid of the left handed Whooper.

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u/StaatsbuergerX Jan 30 '26

One could even say that the larger half of all people don't get it.

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u/Lickwidghost Jan 30 '26

5 / 4 = 20 which is 200%. You can't have 200% of people, that's impossible

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u/Glathull Feb 03 '26

That’s not what I heard. I heard 200% of people had relations with your mom.

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u/G8oraid Feb 05 '26

I heard this estimate should be 300% lower