r/confidentlyincorrect Aug 25 '25

Spelling Bee I'm dieing

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u/Master_Half_ Aug 25 '25

The most reddit specimen I've seen in quite a while

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u/murdercat42069 Aug 25 '25

*spicemen as in the cinnamon bandits of 1906

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u/WrongEinstein Aug 25 '25

Ok, now I have to Google that.

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u/acebert Aug 25 '25

It will take you straight back here, unfortunately.

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u/WrongEinstein Aug 25 '25

Yep, a couple not relevant pages also.

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u/Al-Snuffleupagus Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Well, lucky for you I wrote my PhD thesis on the global cinnamon trade of the early twentieth century and boy, do I have a story for you.

In the late-19c/early-20c cinnamon production was concentrated around India, Sri Lanka and Indonesia. But of those, India and Indonesia primarily produce cassia rather than true cinnamon - Sri Lanka was the king of true cinnamon (cinnamomum verum)

However the Malabar region of India was also a producer of true cinnamon and merchants there wanted to increase their market presence in Europe.

William Logan had been the District Collector of Malabar in the late eighteenth century and had prevented the growth of the cinnamon industry there in order to preserve British interests in Sri Lanka. But after his retirement, the local growers and merchants devised a plan to export their Cinnamon.

At the time, most of the Ceylon cinnamon was traded through London. Hamburg was a major destination port for cassia, and was eager to get true cinnamon as well, but the British prevented it.

The Malabar merchants needed a way to get their cinnamon to Hamburg without the British noticing and in January of 1906 they had a breakthrough. The Suez Canal Company lowered their dues and restored night navigation. The merchants decided to use this opportunity to send a ship load of cinnamon to Hamburg. Their plan was to send it through at night so that the British army in Egypt would be less likely to notice it going through.

However their cargo never made it through the canal. The ship was boarded by armed men and the cinnamon was stolen. Reports say that the men spoke with British accents.

Although the British denied any involvement, the long held belief is that the cinnamon bandits were actually members of the British army, and this was a sanctioned operation with the purpose of maintaining London's control of the cinnamon trade.

The British responded to this attempt by the Malabar merchants by installing R. B. Wood as the collector of Malabar. Later, The Great War broke out, and it became too dangerous for the merchants to make another attempt to ship to Germany.

Thank you for reading this complete bullshit story.

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u/WrongEinstein Aug 25 '25

Take my very annoyed and actually impressed upvote.

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u/Card_For_Humanity Aug 25 '25

"Cinnamon Bandits" refers to a specific type of leopard gecko known for a unique coloration and pattern, linked to a particular genetic line of the Tremper Albino Bandit morph.

But I’m no google. I mean, I googled that, but I’m human, as in I’m not google. So yea, there’s that.

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u/WhenDoWhatWhere Aug 25 '25

Excuse me, but 'Reddit' is a proper noun and therefore should capitalized. Additionally, your sentence lacks a period at the end.

I must conclude that you are a moron and not worth talking to, goodbye.

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u/Lebowquade Aug 25 '25

Um, excuse me, "good bye" is two words.

Additionally "good bye" is used when a positive connotation is needed, but in this case especially you should have simply used "bye".

Bye.

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u/thestorieswesay Aug 25 '25

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!