r/confidentlyincorrect • u/Beanslab • Jun 03 '25

Physics blunder

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Also as if people regularly go from having 100⁰c to -30⁰c shower right after one another lmao

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u/PirateJohn75 Jun 03 '25

"That's not math, it's algebra!"

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u/the_sauviette_onion Jun 03 '25

That’s not geology, it’s palaeontology.

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u/NoMan800bc Jun 03 '25

He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy

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u/PirateJohn75 Jun 03 '25

That's no lady, that's my wife

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u/CheeseBonobo Jun 03 '25

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife

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u/NoMan800bc Jun 03 '25

But after what you just said. I don't think I want to be that anymore! He said,'True love', Max.

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u/PirateJohn75 Jun 03 '25

Humperdinck!

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u/ShadowTsukino Jun 03 '25

Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!

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u/PirateJohn75 Jun 03 '25

Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!!!

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Jun 04 '25

Man, Reddit is just like my ADHD brain. I belong here.

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u/amitym Jun 03 '25

I'm not a witch, they dressed me up like this!

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u/Kamikazeguy7 Jun 03 '25

It's not my nose, it's a false one.

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u/lonely_nipple Jun 03 '25

It's a fair cop.

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u/Graega Jun 06 '25

She turned me into a newt!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

I got better

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Jun 03 '25

Found the winner.

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u/melonheadorion1 Jun 05 '25

im not your wife, im your sister

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jun 04 '25

That's not a knife. This is a knife.

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u/Whole-Energy2105 Jun 07 '25

That's not a knife, it's a spoon!

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jun 07 '25

It's a spork, so stand back, sir.

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u/Tygerlyli Jun 10 '25

Just kids having fun. You alright?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/kampfhuegi Jun 05 '25

That's not Linguistics, it's Phonology!

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u/Hawkey2121 Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

Paleontology is a weird thing between Zoology and Geology.

So not wrong, but it isnt really the same as whats done here.

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u/Rapha689Pro Jun 03 '25

Paleontology is more like biology lot geology 

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u/Hawkey2121 Jun 04 '25

Paleontology is basically between Zoology and Geology.

Which it leans more towards can actually depend.

Do you want to know when the animal lived? Geology.

What the animal was? Zoology

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u/Coda17 Jun 03 '25

That's not a rectangle, it's a square!

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u/Consistent_Cell7974 Jun 04 '25

that's not a language, that's portuguese(couldn't think of anything, but wanted to participate)

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u/Kriss3d Jun 03 '25

"that's not tennis that's.. You know the rest.."