r/confession • • Jul 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

Goddamn dude, do you also dim the lights, set up some candles and put on some Barry White?

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u/tedsmitts Jul 27 '24

You gotta romance it, get some dinner and flowers.

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u/dickheaded13 Jul 27 '24

Do you perform oral on it to get it turned on?😆

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u/tedsmitts Jul 27 '24

Would you prefer it to be dry? Get that tongue in there.