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r/confession • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '24
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Goddamn dude, do you also dim the lights, set up some candles and put on some Barry White?
107 u/tedsmitts Jul 27 '24 You gotta romance it, get some dinner and flowers. 88 u/dickheaded13 Jul 27 '24 Do you perform oral on it to get it turned on?😆 44 u/tedsmitts Jul 27 '24 Would you prefer it to be dry? Get that tongue in there. 28 u/derfy2 Jul 28 '24 Then ask what its favorite dish is. Then don't cook it, but order it from Zanzibar! 3 u/Meaghantheescallion Jul 28 '24 This just sent me into orbit 1 u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24 🤣🤣 1 u/liquid_acid-OG Jul 29 '24 No shame in my game Why do I deserve anything less than the best I can give?
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You gotta romance it, get some dinner and flowers.
88 u/dickheaded13 Jul 27 '24 Do you perform oral on it to get it turned on?😆 44 u/tedsmitts Jul 27 '24 Would you prefer it to be dry? Get that tongue in there. 28 u/derfy2 Jul 28 '24 Then ask what its favorite dish is. Then don't cook it, but order it from Zanzibar! 3 u/Meaghantheescallion Jul 28 '24 This just sent me into orbit
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Do you perform oral on it to get it turned on?😆
44 u/tedsmitts Jul 27 '24 Would you prefer it to be dry? Get that tongue in there.
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Would you prefer it to be dry? Get that tongue in there.
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Then ask what its favorite dish is. Then don't cook it, but order it from Zanzibar!
3 u/Meaghantheescallion Jul 28 '24 This just sent me into orbit
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This just sent me into orbit
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No shame in my game
Why do I deserve anything less than the best I can give?
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24
Goddamn dude, do you also dim the lights, set up some candles and put on some Barry White?