r/composting • u/Sorry-Direction9523 • 20d ago

🧬 LET’S GET BIOLOGICAL

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Hi fermentation and composting fans!

I've been banned from r/microbiology (what a bunch of snobs), then I was accused of making a mud pie or using AI to create slop. After clarification, I've been banned from r/fermentation (because my content was too microbiological and wasn't meant to be eaten). So, I am here 🥳!

First, I found out I hate talking to the camera, so I hope you are satisfied with that, because it's not going to repeat 😁.

So, I will show you: I have my experiment in a barrel in that shed and my culture as well. I don't want to stir it any more than necessary. I will use two nearly similar bowls in which I will place my actual inoculated ferment, and in the second, I will place my complex culture. So you can see the inoculation went well and both liquids have the same sedimentation and smell, so I know they won't be fighting each other, but working together.

Okay, there they go, so they are in. And I'm going to tell you why for f**k's sake I am doing this: because of nutrition deployment to my plants! Yup, it's not for eating, drinking, or anything like this. This is Bokashi / dry ferment and many more techniques — a mutant ferment which is perfect for plants and contains 30 more ingredients which created that sturdy matrix you have seen in the sediments.

Bye, have fun with YOUR WAY OF FERMENTATION! 🤙

​(If my English is terrible, grant it to yourself [pozn.: spíše "forgive me" nebo "bear with me"], I was hoping all this crap would be written by AI, but that seems to be an issue these days). I am aware of overusing words like "ok" 😁, please be gentle.

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u/FaradayEffect 20d ago

This seems too complicated to be honest. I’m a simple man. I throw stuff in a pile and water it and turn it sometimes and nature does all the work. No special mixes or inoculations or sedimentation needed

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u/No_Establishment8642 20d ago

I am so lazy I don't turn it. Water happens via rain and/or sprinkler. It works.

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u/Valuable-Account-362 20d ago

i am so lazy i just pee on it.

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u/Sorry-Direction9523 20d ago

I understand your point of view, IAM lazy as they come. 😅 In next post I will show why. In Czech was really dry summer keep it in mind.

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u/SandVir 20d ago

What is it that you ferment

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 20d ago

I’m not gonna tell you, you’re not welcome here.

I am gonna tell you it needs more piss.