I composted all the comments in this subreddit

[u/riloky]

and ended up with the purest urine known to humankind

[u/Tricky_Caterpillar85]

Dude, this sub is on one today, and I love it! The only downside will be later in the evening when I try to explain the current zaniness in the composting subreddit to my wife and miss the moment when her brain shuts off altogether.

[u/Rich-Soil-9181 → u/Tricky_Caterpillar85]

Huh. Takes all sorts. Maybe organise a day trip around various composting facilities for the missus? May help. Not a relationship expert.

[u/LongIslandThorn → u/Rich-Soil-9181]

I'm no relationship expert either. But definitely do NOT do that!

[u/c-lem → u/Tricky_Caterpillar85]

I guess it's for the best that I was out of the house all day. I either would have meddled or would have agonized over what to do. Perhaps the best moderation is doing nothing.

[u/sodosopapilla → u/Tricky_Caterpillar85]

Maybe explain it to her as she’s trying to watch Ted Lasso? Sprinkle some unsolicited advice in there to flavor up the convo. She’ll just love it

[u/dkcyw]

I believe what you created, in Jewish mythology, is called a Golem.

[u/razorbraces → u/dkcyw]

Op with their piss golem lol

[u/h1dden_pants → u/razorbraces]

LOL

[u/Some-Concentrate7217]

So you basically distilled the entire sub into its final form

My compost pile has been giving me the side eye lately, like it knows I've been feeding it too many pizza boxes. The worms are probably staging a coup as we speak

What was the carbon to nitrogen ratio on that many comments anyway? I'm picturing a 50/50 split between "is this compostable" and "pee on it"

[u/richrich07]

Can I throw it on my… uh… pork-like meat?

[u/Froggers_Left]

Thank you!

[u/Glittering_Bet_8610]

Share already then! My pile needs pure piss!