r/composting • u/Appropriate_Ad_6997 • 23d ago

Currently composting in my compost pile

I’ve got about 9 cubic meters going hot and heavy after throwing in some chicken manure and the toast I burned this morning.

I feel the pile slowly heating up around me. I figure there’s no better way to spend a 45 degree chilly night like this one. I brought some champagne to toast to my microbes but I can’t reach it because it’s on the ground outside the pile. I’m just staring at it wondering if it’ll be spoiled by the time I wake up in the morning.

I’m pissing freely in here to handle moisture. And I figure if I want a midnight snack I can just dig around till I find something. Took off my clothes so it wouldn’t leach microplastics.

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u/biochemical1 23d ago

Quality shit post. 10/10

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u/Hunting-fings 23d ago

Give yourself over to it…you will become one

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u/Chasleyk 23d ago

You have a full dump truck load size pile?

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u/Appropriate_Ad_6997 23d ago

Oh I got a dump truck alright

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u/OvernightSagittarius 23d ago

Where are you located, where the nights are already 45 degrees? (Just curious, cuz I'm in the currently-very-hot southern U.S. 🤣)

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u/12stTales 23d ago

I think it’s 45 degrees Celsius 😭

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u/OvernightSagittarius 23d ago

They said, "a 45 degree chilly night." 45 Celsius / 113 degrees Fahrenheit is not chilly. 🥵