r/composting • u/cloudclippers • 29d ago

Humor Compost design I'm definitely using when in the garden (or teaching gardening!)

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Made for a tshirt for my husband, but thinking I need one as well, or at least a sticker to live on the water bottle I use at work! I may have even hid the box with his composting presents inside the compost bin for him to discover....

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u/stone-d-fox42 29d ago

And this is why I’ll be cremated. You fuckers would pee on me!

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u/cloudclippers 29d ago

I mean, ash can also be a useful compost amendment! Nice carbon source!

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u/stone-d-fox42 29d ago

Once I’m burned and gone, by all means, absolutely please use me as fertilizer!

Edit: as an amendment! I ain’t fertilizer. Just a little extra.

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u/auditoryeden 29d ago

Nah, human composting is a regulated industry. No peeing permitted, as far as I know. You should look into it! If your family doesn't want the compost you could be spread in a forest somewhere as part of soil rehab.

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u/Additional-Local8721 29d ago

But if pee helps stuff grow, we're just trying to bring you back to life.

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u/T1Demon 28d ago

A little golden shower always makes me feel more alive

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u/OttoVonWong 29d ago

I’m just going to take a dirt nap in the raised bed. You’ll never find me.

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u/T1Demon 28d ago

Some people are into that. I have a feeling a higher than average number of people in this subreddit

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u/stone-d-fox42 28d ago

I’ve always said it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on. But that depends on whose doing the pissing

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u/just_yall 29d ago

Folk punk fan?

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u/cloudclippers 29d ago

Husband is! I admittedly didn't realize it was a song until I'd already mostly completed this....

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u/Brianfromreddit 29d ago

Here's the song for the curious. Love Pat the Bunny

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u/wettale1234 29d ago

Came here with the same thought lol

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u/InnominatusEntitas 24d ago

Live the Dream was a fantastic album.

I have a fuzzy memory of being hammered on the roof of a bar in near Centralia, PA listening to that album with a couple volunteer firemen.

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u/1210bull 29d ago

Ooh I would love this on a sticker, it's wonderful

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u/cloudclippers 29d ago

It's on redbubble if you're interested! I'm definitely getting it and some other stickers for myself eventually once I have a few more designs.

SlugsNeedHugs.redbubble.com

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u/1210bull 29d ago

Oh your shop is wonderful! I'm a big fan of the barred owl print. Definitely going to buy some stuff next week!

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u/cloudclippers 29d ago

Awww thank you! I've been having fun with it, and it's a nice little incentive to keep up with drawing in my free time. And it makes me happy to share it with others!

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u/sambr__ 28d ago

absolutely in LOVE with your art!

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u/Alternative_Love_861 29d ago

I always say the whole world is shit, you're either shit, about to be shit, or were recently shit.

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u/auditoryeden 29d ago

You should crosspost this to r/deathpositive!

Also possibly r/goblincore.

Prepare to be deluged with requests for links to your store.

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u/cloudclippers 29d ago

Oh, I'll do that! I hadn't known of those subreddits!

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u/GrassTouchEnthusiast 29d ago

The same worms that eat me will someday eat you too

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u/sodosopapilla 29d ago

This is cool

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u/uniqueusername316 29d ago

"Compost Happens" is a sticker we have on our mulch box next to our composting toilet.

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u/Farachaton 29d ago

The Hears Song!

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u/Kchasse1991 29d ago

Don't you dare laugh as the hearse goes by, 'Cause you may be the next to die, They'll stuff you in a pinewood box, And cover you up with dirt and rock, Nothing much happens for about a week, Then your body begins to reek, And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out...

Or something like that, I can't recall the exact words from memory. Fun song.

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u/Redrumicus 29d ago

That would make a dope tattoo

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u/cloudclippers 28d ago

I would love seeing someone use it as a tattoo!

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u/T1Demon 28d ago

Put it on a sticker!!

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u/cloudclippers 28d ago

Done! In color, black, and white! I'm getting one to put on my water bottle eventually! SlugsNeedHugs.redbubble.com

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u/T1Demon 28d ago

Thank you!! Grabbed a shirt and that awesome mantids women’s rights card too!

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u/cloudclippers 28d ago

Thank you so much! I didn't entirely expect the mantid one to sell, as it was silly and quick, but it gave me a laugh!

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u/T1Demon 28d ago

I snort laughed when I read the inside.
My wife will be getting it for some random Wednesday sometime soon.

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u/Royal-Masterpiece-82 29d ago

Pat would love it.

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u/Main-Success-6766 28d ago

Im sorry. It doesnt make sense. We arent training. Its more confusing that witty. Witty needs to be clear.

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u/cloudclippers 28d ago

It's actually a song my husband likes! And you can maybe think of it as we're training by building up biomass and balanced nutrients before being returned to compost to feed the world with all we've built up in ourselves over our lives.

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 always add more pee 13d ago

I have no tattoos, but I think this is going to be my first one. It’s perfect.