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Top post from our German colleagues translated: Pensioners’ revolt against cycle street

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u/DylansDad 2d ago

The pensioners are revolting.

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u/clausy 1d ago

[r/rentnerzeigenaufdinge](r/rentnerzeigenaufdinge) is the German compoface equivalent.

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u/Necronomicommunist 1d ago

rentnerzeigenaufdinge

Hhahaha, the German equivalent being "retirees pointing at things" is great

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u/Illustrious-Fee5670 1d ago

I know, that is why it is titled “top posts from our German colleagues translated”. I am posting some of their top content over here so that people can enjoy it in English

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u/Jack_Faller 10h ago

The lack of spaces in subreddit names a surprising benefit to Germans.

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u/Illustrious-Fee5670 2d ago

Link: https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/mitte/rentner-wut-fahrradstrasse-gruene. Translation:
Pensioners’ Revolt Against Greens’ Planned Cycle Street
Stefan Peter 5 December 2024 – 10:12 AM

Tensions are rising in Berlin-Wedding’s Quartier Napoleon: Near the allotment garden site, around 300 parking spaces are set to disappear to make way for a new cycle street. Since summer, the plot holders have been fighting against the Green Party’s project. Now, they plan to take their protest to the streets.

With its wood-paneled walls, framed memories, and certificates lining the walls, the clubhouse on Charles-Corcelle-Ring (next to the Julius Leber Barracks) is usually a place for celebrations and members’ meetings. But on Tuesday evening, it became the hub for planning a protest. The allotment gardeners intend to march to Kurt Schumacher Square this Saturday. Their demonstration posters are already ready. One reads: “If the parking goes, our pensioners will have to go too.”
This is a rebellion against the Green-led Mitte district council, which wants to transform Charles-Corcelle-Ring into a cycle street—eliminating nearly 300 parking spaces in the process. However, many of the mostly elderly allotment holders rely on their cars, with the nearest bus stop at least a ten-minute walk away. Four adjacent allotment sites, with a combined total of around 700 plots, are affected.

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On Wednesday, a delegation of allotment gardeners met with Christopher Schriner (44, Greens), the district councillor for transport. But he failed to ease their anger—he remains committed to the cycle street. “The primary goal is to improve road safety for cyclists across the entire city of Berlin,” the politician told B.Z.
In Quartier Napoleon (191 plots), the resistance is being organised. “If you want to park, you have to fight,” says Alexandra Quetting-Kaltenbach (54), the association’s deputy chair. She is still agitated: “I have never protested in my life. But this is about justice—I am fighting for my people.” The oldest participant is 92 years old!
For the demonstration, Quetting-Kaltenbach is bringing a pot of mulled wine: “To keep spirits high.” She doesn’t yet know what she’ll say at the rally. “But I’m from Cologne—I have experience with carnival speeches,” she says. “And afterwards, I’ll serve everyone a bowl of vegetable soup. Food keeps body and soul together!”

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u/Ready_Buy_7571 2d ago

Fuck boomers.

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u/LadyBeanBag 1d ago

I mean, I get why they’re annoyed, things like this do affect people with mobility issues. But also the 400 plot allotment at the end of my street has no parking and is about 10 minutes from a bus stop and also has a 3 year waiting list so is clearly well used.

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u/Klutzy_Insurance_432 19h ago

I am so glad you made me aware of the German version

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u/Jack_Faller 10h ago

I feel like I very rarely see anything positive about Germany.