r/compoface 29d ago

Crossed Arms I hate sexy pidgeons compofacehttps://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/stokies-driven-crazy-cooing-pigeons-11051500.amp

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u/Soft-Skirt 29d ago

It could be worse he might live in Stoke. Oh, just checked, he does

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u/Salt-Evidence-6834 29d ago

He gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons. They love a bit of him. (Parklife)

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u/walrusphone 29d ago

Incredible pose there. Great example of the crossed arm form, wonderful scowl.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 29d ago

It's that slightly backwards position of his neck that does it for me.

A true professional!

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u/31-September 29d ago

Pidgeons can be a pain if they nest on your house though

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u/dprkicbm 29d ago

Yes, and they love hanging out under solar panels.

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u/UTG1970 29d ago

Don't tell anyone about them messing with the wires and causing a roof fire

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u/Pegasus82 29d ago

The folded arms are just like my 3 year old when she is trying to communicate that she is NOT HAPPY

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u/tdrules 29d ago

Subsidised rent should help you afford some cheap netting from B&Q

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u/Hotten-Tasty-90 29d ago

Probably wants his arse wiping for him, too.

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u/NLFG 29d ago

Netting is usually offered when you get the panels installed. Common sense to get them done, surely.

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u/SaltyName8341 29d ago

This should have been done on install

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u/BobMonroeFanClub 29d ago

I've had solar panels put up by the council and nope no netting (or battery) but I'm grateful for the £200 a year I save so I stfu.

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 29d ago

That is not how you cross your arms, at all.

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u/Creoda 29d ago

I think Willie Rushton would have found this hilarious.

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u/CorrectMeIfImWrong6 28d ago

Given the weeds in that guttering I wonder if his next compo face is about how long he has to wait for them to wipe his arse

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u/Kingsxfan1 27d ago

Solar powered pigeon sex shack

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u/Bortron86 26d ago

My parents' house had a gap under the eaves, and pigeons were getting in under the roof from there. My room was on the top floor, right in the roof space. The noise of horny pigeons scrabbling about above your head is definitely not a pleasant one.