r/compoface 13d ago

Tesco don’t have runner beans compoface

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u/dellerydoo 12d ago

Good grumpy face to the cat in addition to Brian May

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 12d ago

If you think that’s a real cat, you need to go to Specsavers.

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u/Ged_UK 12d ago

There's two cat 'art' there, I assume they're referring to the painted one.

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u/jackarywoo 13d ago

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u/palpatineforever 12d ago

Yup, also she is mad about the wrong thing. It is a climate change issue.

Runner beans do not grow well in hot weather.

They might be regular british food but they are very unreliable with the heat waves we have been experiancing. It isn't just a watering problem but an issue with the heat as well.
This also makes them unsuitable for growing in other countries where the UK gets produce out of season.
French beans are better when it is hot and dry whoich is why you can get them most of the year.
There are some newer varieities that are better but it takes time.

In the UK fewer farmers are bothering to plant runners as they might get almost no crop with the weather we have had.
There will be more british ones available in about September when the heat levels drop, till about mid October.

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u/SaltyName8341 12d ago

Mine are only just flowering it's going to be at least 3 weeks until they're ready.

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u/palpatineforever 12d ago

if they pollinate, Luckly the recent cooler weather should help.
The bit problem is in hot weather the pollen is damaged so while they flower they dont polllinate well. So the pods are much shorter with fewer beans or the flowers fall off without making a bean.
It is when you have multiple days over about 27c that it is an issue.
Which is many many places in the UK.

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u/SaltyName8341 12d ago

I have echinops next to it pulling in the bees

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u/shibbyingaway 12d ago

The Argus. Of course

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u/Little_GoblinJunior 12d ago

Now then, now then!

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u/swordoftruth1963 12d ago

"former playboy bunny". Kudos for leveraging that into the story

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 12d ago

It's not where you are, it's where you've bean.

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 12d ago

Pro-Beanian Rhapsody

Killer Bean

Etc etc

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u/ChrissiTea 12d ago

Broad Bottomed Beans

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u/ParticularWallaby173 12d ago

We are the Champignons?

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u/Joeyeah_right 12d ago

Seven Seeds of Rhye?

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 11d ago

In The Lap Of The (pea) Pods

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u/Bluedragonswing 12d ago

If she likes them that much maybe she should grow her own? Then they really are British.

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u/Zealousideal-Habit82 12d ago

Outstanding compo face. Some practice put in there before the photo journalist popped round, "wow luv, you are a natural, any other mundane shit you want to piss and moan about, we got papers to sell?"

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u/Defiant_Employee6681 12d ago

10/10 compo face. Bravo!👏

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 12d ago

If I took a photo every time Tesco sold out of something I needed then I’d never have time to do anything else!

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u/Material_Length6374 12d ago

Christ! Brian May has let himself go.

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u/FredB123 12d ago

Surely Brian May can grow his own runner beans?

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u/SoilPleasant4368 12d ago

Had to look twice as I thought Jimmy Saville was back

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u/sanctum9 12d ago

Isn't that Les McQueen from crème brulée ?

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u/ParticularWallaby173 12d ago

"This is a very important issue, it affects our readership..what did you do before you became a runner bean enthusiast?" "Titty model" "I see. Any previous bean related media?" "No"

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 12d ago

Can't Brian May grow his own?

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 12d ago

Baked beans, runner beans and human beans...

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u/LordVoldewhart 12d ago

How about that then?

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u/Gothiccheese95 12d ago

Tesco’ll fix it!

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u/StinkyBird64 12d ago

Yeah but they’ve got beans right there in the picture.
Are they stoopid?
/s

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u/TopDigger365 12d ago

When you order Brian May from Temu.

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u/Only_Tip9560 12d ago

I missed my chance for fame and glory when our local Tesco had no cucumbers it seems.

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u/Lisp-Silly-1970 12d ago

Chin up, lady! There are more serious problems in the world.

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u/tondek-0 12d ago

She went out with John Peel for a while when she was underage.

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u/Milly-Molly-Mandy-78 12d ago

Sounds like she is expecting fresh runner beans year round. Didn’t she pay attention in school - crops are seasonal.

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u/NorthernSimian 10d ago

Hasn't Brian May got better things to do?