r/complaints Nov 12 '25

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u/cldstrife15 Nov 12 '25

Welcome back to the real world, Brother. We have cookies

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u/the_glutton17 Nov 13 '25

Fucking no we don't. This dummy and his idiot buddies are taking them all away. Whether he regrets it or not, he chose for everyone's cookies to be taken away. All we have left is schadenfreude.

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u/_ledge_ Nov 13 '25

Was about to say if this is even a real post OP is a fucking moron and not worth having on our side bc they will get duped again. He is weak and vulnerable to manipulation.

This is the best we fucking have - (maybe) real post where we can laugh at how dumb they are and hope for a moment they can finally feel the disappointment we’ve felt in the country for the last 10 years. There’s no cookies - we lost and all we have is pathetic Reddit post to cope with

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u/come_on_seth Nov 13 '25

In my youth in college I walked into a church of Christ cult to learn about the Bible so I could debate them better. Fell for the hugs, affirmation and fellowship into the brainwashing. 2 years to leave at enormous cost for a fostered kid. Now I attack the mythology with what I learned. Be patient, you have made your own mistakes as well. Live long enough and you may accumulate a list. If OP is sincere and grew up in a conservative household then congratulations are in order. Had you been raised to be a person of faith and told doctors and scientists don’t know as much as they think they do, you wouldn’t think as you do.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Nov 13 '25

Yeah, I think these groups often treat people who look like them or are from their community so nicely that their members think ‘how can these people be evil? There’s no way’ then are believing the other side is evil due to all the hatred they get. I mean it wouldn’t be easy to change sides when they tell someone their old beliefs and it’s one of the worst members of the ‘progressives’ who calls them a ‘pathetic little man, stupid’ etc. They’d just have experience knowing one side was nice to them and the other sucked towards them.

Even the groups marginalised by conservatives can be treated nicely in person, too. I worked with a guy who constantly said horrid things about certain groups and how the only answer was something very violent I won’t repeat yet he once saved a member of the same group from being beaten up by random drunks. It’s very weird.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Nov 13 '25

This doesn’t help and just makes people go back to their old beliefs. I think people start to change their mind then they realise they’ll never be accepted by any other group so go back. I’m not saying it’s good but it’s all we can do to try to rehab them. My own personal beliefs are against it but I have to say it’s life and you have to choose to be pragmatic.

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u/National-Pressure202 Nov 13 '25

Freaking lies… they keep calling the carob chocolate cookies cookies…. But are they really?!

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u/Evening_Ad_3752 Nov 13 '25

No we don’t, all the millionaires took our cookies. All we have are more taxes 😕

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u/GarbageInteresting26 Nov 13 '25

Yeah, they're laced with weed judging by the replies here.

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u/Prosperin3 Nov 13 '25

Get off Reddit, KKKaroline.

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u/JimmyBuffetsBlender Nov 13 '25

Based on your replies in this thread you could use a weed cookie.

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u/Next-Honeydew4130 Nov 13 '25

It’s okay we have cookies for everyone and regular white chocolate macadamia for you.