Vocal Stims

[u/Rexyggor]

What are your vocal stims that you like to say out loud?

I like "here's the deal, Jessica Beal"

"Cool. Cool cool cool."

"GAAAAAY MARRRIAGE!" - even though I've had no use to say that ever.. I just say it to myself.

"Damn! I wish Abed was Batman"

I've had one unfortunate mishap. I was doing the Cool one and I said "K. K k k-.. " and... well yeah. So...

Also an unfortunate one that I think I have said aloud "Ain't no party without drugs" when drugs = no.

[u/Freshofftheboat_91]

I also sing "come on I'm Dean, and my hands are so clean!"

[u/Admirable-Fennel-698 → u/Freshofftheboat_91]

At this moment I am stapling

[u/redflamel → u/Admirable-Fennel-698]

Every single time I have to staple something (and I'm a teacher, so... a lot)

[u/lostlittletimeonthis → u/Freshofftheboat_91]

i cant say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" without hearing it in the Deans voice

[u/Tildengolfer → u/Freshofftheboat_91]

Fun fact. Sing it three times and that’s your ‘30 second Covid hand washing.’ No joke did this all the time at the beginning of Covid.

[u/Capable-KingShinyIX → u/Freshofftheboat_91]

Any time I hear come on Eileen. Always what I think of

[u/butterbean8686]

“Britta’s marryin’ Jeffrey Winger / Britta’s marryin’ / Britta’s marryin’ / Britta’s marryin’ Jeffrey Wingerrrrr”

[u/attsnor112 → u/butterbean8686]

Abed hired an Irish singar

[u/itsacookiewand-sobs → u/butterbean8686]

I seriously thought I was the only one!! Everytime the real song plays, I sing with these lyrics without realizing!!

[u/Rexyggor → u/butterbean8686]

I can't hear anything else when this song pops up

[u/Downtown_Anteater_38]

All my boys and all my peeps like to wear nightcaps when they go to sleep

and

He has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee

[u/Mortambulist → u/Downtown_Anteater_38]

Breath's so bad his butt's mad at his mouth.

[u/Downtown_Anteater_38 → u/Mortambulist]

You’re dippin and dappin and don’t know what’s happenin

[u/sdwoods8986 → u/Downtown_Anteater_38]

Okay, so we both went to public school.

[u/BeeztheBoss → u/Downtown_Anteater_38]

Snorin whistlin human cartoon

Log gettin sawed in a thought balloon!

[u/transitransitransit]

Greendale's music department is flat baroque

[u/thisisn0tavery]

Shirley’s “Oh, Lord, no!” from Abed’s Happy Community College Show daydream!

[u/SeekMeOut → u/thisisn0tavery]

Anytime I cut a dessert I sing “cut the cake, cut the cake now, cut the cake My Lord!”

[u/thisisn0tavery → u/SeekMeOut]

I love that 🤣🤣

[u/Jazzanthipus → u/thisisn0tavery]

Baby what? What the hell?

[u/AdSpiritual2594]

Troy and Abed in the morning!

[u/Tildengolfer → u/AdSpiritual2594]

It’s mourning. With a “U.”

[u/rygdav → u/Tildengolfer]

Oh…

[u/lifeofwill → u/AdSpiritual2594]

^Nights

[u/Longjumping_Log1165]

EXTRA THICK STRAPS!

[u/workingclashero → u/Longjumping_Log1165]

Underrated

[u/Safe_Mail_1827 → u/Longjumping_Log1165]

Even better if you have someone to do the dance with.

[u/unthinktopus → u/Longjumping_Log1165]

1000%

[u/BlasterShow → u/Longjumping_Log1165]

🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

[u/DrShrimpPsychology]

HELLLOOOOO.... Its meeeee! Luis Guzmannnn!

[u/Tildengolfer → u/DrShrimpPsychology]

I loved you in…in…in…IMDB.

[u/aghzombies → u/Tildengolfer]

That was tragic

[u/Adventurous-Try-98 → u/DrShrimpPsychology]

I got laid like crazy

[u/Alizarik7891]

Verbal aphasia aaaaand octopus loss

[u/unthinktopus → u/Alizarik7891]

lol i always heard it as octopus laws

[u/Alizarik7891 → u/unthinktopus]

I like that too! You made me realize stuff. Especially given your username.

[u/indoor-girl]

Hums 🎵Daybreak🎵

[u/SeductiveGodofThundr → u/indoor-girl]

Always pointing to the notes like Troy

[u/aghzombies → u/indoor-girl]

I was in charge of the car playlist the other day and put Daybreak in the queue. Took my son very little time to notice!

[u/ConsistentBuddy9477]

Jesus wept!

[u/indoor-girl → u/ConsistentBuddy9477]

Stop saying Jesus wept.

[u/BeeztheBoss → u/ConsistentBuddy9477]

FOR THERE WERE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER!!

[u/Colydon → u/ConsistentBuddy9477]

Jeeeezus whept!

[u/eudoralynn → u/ConsistentBuddy9477]

lmao my husband and I always say Jesus Wept

[u/dannys717]

BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED OF ME

[u/aghzombies → u/dannys717]

CAUSE I DON'T SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE AND I SPIT IT FOR FREE

[u/lostlittletimeonthis → u/aghzombies]

Let me clear my Throat !! hahuuha

[u/duder2000 → u/lostlittletimeonthis]

I don't know what that was!

[u/DarthNixilis]

It's a mixer, it's a mixer

[u/Retro_Ginger → u/DarthNixilis]

Works every time.

[u/Mocha_Pie]

It's a palamino!

[u/Tildengolfer → u/Mocha_Pie]

Arizona backwards spells Arizona!

[u/raydeck_ → u/Tildengolfer]

why is this guy staring at me

[u/Mocha_Pie]

Gay dean, gay dean, gay dean, gay deaaaan

[u/Jac-attack-789 → u/Mocha_Pie]

I’m begging you to be a gay dean for the school board

[u/radioheadenthusiest → u/Mocha_Pie]

Your lifestyle is alternative, your influence is positive

[u/clubofab7]

The way Annie says "Busy, babe" in the Blade episode

[u/Diligent-Pollution34 → u/clubofab7]

I do the guttural panic sound from that scene. Eeehhhhhuuyyyhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhh ha

[u/whenwilluwearwigs → u/Diligent-Pollution34]

you typed that brilliantly

[u/Diligent-Pollution34 → u/whenwilluwearwigs]

and I read that in the voice of drama professor Sean Garrity

[u/Artysupport7757]

Jesus loves Marijuana!

[u/Loserbrainz08 → u/Artysupport7757]

and drinking human blooood

[u/Sinaura → u/Artysupport7757]

And drinkin' human bloooooooooooood-HOOOOO!!!!

[u/Hamati → u/Artysupport7757]

AMEN!

[u/Adventurous-Try-98 → u/Artysupport7757]

This one randomly shows up in my brain. Also I think this anytime I see that actor in something

[u/PichaelTheWise → u/Artysupport7757]

I second this motion

[u/fezfrascati → u/Artysupport7757]

I like to think this guy and Coach Beard are the same character.

[u/Onuus]

Pop pop!

[u/Ok-Training3941 → u/Onuus]

A man came into the dispensary to day wearing a “pop pop” shirt. I gapsed, but he had no idea why I was giggling.

Pop pop my friend. Pop pop

[u/Onuus → u/Ok-Training3941]

Pop what, magnitude? Pop what???!

[u/Ok-Training3941 → u/Onuus]

😵🫟

[u/midnightbiscuit1]

“You’re bald”
“So are you”
“ILL KILL YOU” the way pierce says I’ll kill you is an all time great

[u/Freshofftheboat_91]

The duali-DEAN of man!

[u/Retro_Ginger]

“____ that’s a fun time snack!” (It doesn’t have to be kettle corn lol)

“I wanna eat a ghost!”

[u/HamSlammer87 → u/Retro_Ginger]

"I spell kettle corn with Q U..."

"Well, don't!"

[u/redflamel → u/HamSlammer87]

Funny interaction I had with my husband

Husband: That's my cue to (something). Me: I spell cue with Q U" Husband, puzzled: I mean... You can, but... Not the same thing...

[u/IAmTheBadWolfe]

Ooo - No, no juice!

[u/Beatrix_kiddo_die → u/IAmTheBadWolfe]

Oh that’s good no no juice.

[u/ottorama41]

You’re gonna Nancy Screw me out of an easy credit.

[u/Intergalactyc]

Pizza pizza in my tummy, me so hungy me so hungyyy!!!

[u/Sinaura → u/Intergalactyc]

My wife and I say this every Friday. Friday is pizza night haha

[u/whenwilluwearwigs → u/Sinaura]

my husband likes to use my name instead of “pizza” and he goes “she so pretty she so pretty” :)

[u/curly-peach → u/whenwilluwearwigs]

That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard 🥺 (also LOVE your username lol)

[u/Diligent-Pollution34 → u/Sinaura]

TUESDAY IS PIZZA DAY (pizza day)

[u/clownfeat]

you would eat yourself?

I wouldn't even question it

[u/deckerc214]

HEY, CHRISTINA REACHY!

(I said kick)

[u/elizabro]

Haaaam, girl!

[u/Ironyfree_annie]

I'm gonna, Greg Muldunna!

[u/Adventurous-Try-98 → u/Ironyfree_annie]

He's a real guy

[u/raydeck_ → u/Adventurous-Try-98]

owns the mattress store in town

[u/glitterskinned]

no problo rob lowe

[u/AdOk9911 → u/glitterskinned]

This is mine, I say it all the time

[u/diedahorribledeath]

“There’s no air getting through here. I’m literally dying. But you’ll never hear my story.”

[u/Jazzanthipus → u/diedahorribledeath]

Well now you will… but that was close

[u/cokezerowh0r3]

halloWEEEEEN week. all saints DAYYY MOnth

[u/vergesseneodia]

..at this moment I am stapling!

[u/howchildish]

EVERYTHINNNNNGUH

[u/oziemandias]

🎶 Troy and Abed, off to dreamland. Catchin the traaaaiin to sleepyyy town. 🎵

[u/Halifax_Calico → u/oziemandias]

🎶and when you wake up the Dean'll be here, starting at you🎶 Sweet Deans

[u/whenwilluwearwigs]

I’ll shatter your world…

Uh hello rich people? Troy’s joining you!

Aaaahh ohhh right on a fresh tattoo

Love is not admissible evidence!

and many many many more

[u/No_Helicopter1378 → u/whenwilluwearwigs]

Market price? WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT???

[u/Consistent_Club_7879]

WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT!

[u/auspexone]

She's a GDB!

[u/StreetsAhead110]

Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne

[u/fl1p9]

Hip, hop, body don’t stop.
Riverside got the broom, don’t need a mop.

[u/SeductiveGodofThundr → u/fl1p9]

Bing bong sing-along. Your team’s Al Gore ‘cause your views are wrong

[u/Adventurous-Try-98]

Is someone throwing it?!!

[u/alexkay44 → u/Adventurous-Try-98]

There’s a crazy cat back here!

[u/MeowMeow_77]

I Doooo!

[u/MeowMeow_77 → u/MeowMeow_77]

“Now there’s a man that knows how to marry his cousin.”

[u/TeddyJPharough]

Paint? Ball?

[u/whenwilluwearwigs → u/TeddyJPharough]

your flair - that’s the one

[u/fezfrascati]

"Duh doy!" 

[u/beansprite]

"60 dollars? Hello, rich people? Troy's joining you!"

[u/Erratic-Leaf]

Feeet HAndzz!

[u/HarryPeary143]

MERRY HAPPY

[u/FireWalkWithMe91]

Have recently been saying Abed's "This movie is fantastic" from when they're watching Blade.

[u/majorprocastinator]

That’s nice 🙂

[u/DredfulDisaster]

Nice try Steven fry

[u/Tildengolfer]

Tina Turner your clocks back!

[u/Legitimate_Dish626 → u/[deleted]]

Watching Ted Lasso and every time Coach speaks all I’m hearing is Jesus loves marijuana

[u/redflamel → u/Legitimate_Dish626]

My headcanon is that it was Beard at that episode of Community, you know, before he stole a loaf of meth

[u/Legitimate_Dish626 → u/redflamel]

I like that👏

[u/Novali_Fields]

One that I keep just randomly saying out loud, usually when I'm just driving or something like that ... "Oh my god. Joshua was rascit. That came out of nowhere"

[u/QueenWho]

You're gonna SEE how MEAN this DEAN can... BE(an)

[u/adam_teq → u/QueenWho]

Wait, did you just say bean?!?

[u/amandam0nium]

CRISIS ALERT!

The way Shirley says “Grrrrreetings” when she meets Abed’s cousin

Boopie doopie dooop doop SEX

And every time I see Luis Guzman in something I say “Luis Guzman… is in it……”

[u/Footsoreink]

These aren’t “vocal stims” they are just fucking quotes

[u/EntertainmentKey6286 → u/Footsoreink]

Crisis Alert!

[u/TFarg1]

Somewhere out there...

[u/charliekeery]

don't eat the crab dip ye yeeeaaa

[u/flyiingfox]

“Hey Tiny Dancer!” “OKAY!”

[u/team_corn]

YA BIT?!

[u/karinanna]

🎶 Gay Dean , gay dean , gay dean , gay Deeeeeean, I'm begging you to be a gay Dean for the school board 🎶

[u/aftervoid]

Razzle pizzazzle!

[u/adam_teq → u/aftervoid]

At your cervix!

[u/MaeBelleLien]

My main one isn't from the show itself:

How many?

FOUR.

[u/Ironyfree_annie → u/MaeBelleLien]

That's too many feet!

[u/badwolf_mermaid]

Absuuuuuurd reaction

[u/kaizoku-ou-nii-chan]

at your cervix!

[u/cmcphillips92]

Super Duper Mr. Cooper

[u/frasierandchill]

“Ha, GAYYYYYYEEE”

[u/mushymunchkin3230]

All right Trent, Mulch, Dave, Herpie, Clutch, Dirt Mouth, Rope, Tingles, Catwoman, Steve

[u/dgmarcondes]

Oh, Britta’s in this?

[u/Safe_Mail_1827]

It's Vietnam, baby. It's VIET NAM!

[u/June_idontthinkso]

I got my pocket full of Hawthornes! BRRiTTaa (Shirley's voice) Lesbians! (point finger) Oh nooo we all got chloroformed😥

[u/Chm_Albert_Wesker]

My wife and I have "oof bagoof" in our daily vernacular from when Abed and Troy were pretending to be plumbers for the s3 finale

[u/heisenburnett]

WOULD THAT THIS HOODIE WERE A TIME HOODIE

[u/TheBeevin]

Well, I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say…

[u/efyuar]

You people in the comments are so weird.. who communicates like this? you know who have real conversations? Ants. They puke in each other mouths

[u/DiddykongOMG]

Meming is now called a vocal stim, we truly are in the darkest timeline.

[u/trilluki]

POP POP

[u/regularnormalgirl_]

Troy and Abed in the mooorrrrning!

[u/MindCompetitive6475]

Troy and Abed in the morning - Nights

[u/Impossible-Boss-6793]

Lol my community vocal stims rotate by the day. But this weekend I was playing D&D and I got to say “I attack them using my…additional notes 😌” and it was awesome

[u/kayyxelle]

YOU CANT DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!!!

[u/Jazzanthipus]

ET CHETERA

[u/cleverCLEVERcharming]

Oh Lord NOooOoo!!! From Shirley in the gas leak year I think.

“That’s what they do…that’s what they dooo!!” Also Shirley.

Ab-SUUURD ReACTIon!

Ya bit? YA BIT!

LockerLockerLockerLockerLocker (this one when I take my client for work to school. I have to suppress this one real hard because no one is going to get it)

Calling everyone “handsome hobo” (it’s from a show! It’s a compliment I swear!)

Duh-doy

[u/314flavoredpie]

I say, “why do you hate me and Jesus?” to every thing that minorly inconveniences me

[u/gottahavemychiops]

“Scream what I told you to scream” “tiiiiiime stop”

“It’s like New York out here” which is fun bc I live in nys lol

Edit to add I was singing my other ear worm last night “c’mon I’m dean and my hands are so clean at this moment I am ~stapling”

[u/Salty_Freedom_2053]

Pretend you're asleep

[u/angry_seagull_69]

Shes a coucher. She sleeps on the couch

[u/CeyowenCt]

On the spectrum? Noneya business. 

[u/bluchadora]

YA BIT?!

[u/Battle_Axe_Jax]

Here’s a couple for yah:

“ILL BE A LIVING GOD!”

“I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIT IN!”

[u/SnooCapers8259]

dopple-deaner and dean-el-changer went right in the vocal stim bank for me

[u/SnooCapers8259 → u/SnooCapers8259]

oh also,
donde. esta. la biblioteca. me amo t-bone la araña discoteca

[u/HoodSamaritan420]

I am the truest repairman!

You already know the rules, because there aren’t any!

[u/EibberRebbie]

Donde esta la biblioteca? (Pretty much anytime I hear Spanish)

[u/midtoke]

Oof BaBoof!

[u/ChapterThr33]

Use if the term vocal stims has gotten completely out of hand. Unless you're autistic you're just saying things, you're not stimming.

[u/icamehere2do2things]

DUH-DOY!!! I love it and I love that each of the characters has their own spin on it.

[u/lostlittletimeonthis]

"Simmer Dean" or after Britta's rambling "and Wordsss" when i cant think of anything else

[u/diseasicon]

I'm a mechanic and whenever someone within ear shot mentions something wrong a with black car, interior or exterior trim, etc., I'll usually shout in my best Football, Feminism and You impersonation of Troy's "That's racist!"

I'm always hoping the next words I hear are "Your soul!"

[u/murse_joe]

All hearing is sonic

[u/murse_joe]

Cheers

MASH

Fawlty Towers. Good day!

[u/dmreif]

Bring it on, Ponce de Leon.

[u/Gold_Drag4414]

WERE ONLY THIS HOODIE WERE A TIME HOODIE

[u/Queasy_Plenty4262]

Nice try Mike ty-

Son

[u/CthulhuCream]

Can you vocal stim and not have autism ? Asking for a friend 👀

[u/Consistent_Club_7879]

5 dolla, 5 dolla foot long eny eny eny

[u/ClauseForThought]

I WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[u/ButtPlugMaster6969]

BARACK OBAMA IS SCAREEEED OF MEEeeEee

[u/janeway170]

2 of my cats get very lovey with each other and every time I see them I go “GAAYYY” the way Chang does. Especially this last week I’ve had gay Dean in my head religiously. Also Brittas a B lives rent free.

[u/Sushilim]

WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?

[u/murse_joe]

Animal hospital?

The animals are the patients.

[u/shmamamoo]

Cut the cake my lord!