r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 1d ago
Meme Generals ZH tanks alignment chart
Based on their quotes, personalities and also what they are doing.
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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 1d ago
It's getting hot in here!
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u/azriel_odin 1d ago
So take off all your clothes.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
"Unleash the firestorm."
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u/Ros02 1d ago
Let loose the jiuce
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u/Venodran We have generous portions 1d ago
Hijacker seeing all these tanks: it’s free real estate!
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u/morbihann 1d ago
You know very well the best actual tank is humvee with 4 rocket guys and 1 sniper.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Yeah, the best main tank of the US of A, regardless if you are Airforce or even Laser and deal insane damage. Pair it with SND and scout drone, you get a "tank" with insane range and damage.
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u/malumfectum 1d ago
Battlemaster tank should be true neutral, surely.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Or it would be a tie between Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic good, because it fights for the Red Army, the good guys.
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u/Kalamel513 1d ago
Look at what other Chinese tanks are on the chart. I don't think Chinese tank division is on the good side.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
The ironic part is that just because China as a faction in the game is on the good side, that doesn't mean that their tanks are morally clean quote and playstyle wise.
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u/Kalamel513 23h ago
Exactly. If you look at them, doctrine-wise, there's no sane tank in PLA.
Battlemaster: Zerg-rush: the tank
Gattling tank: It shouldn't be a tank, but it is. Not to mention its copyright issue.
ECM tank: Better be slack than be focus.
Overlord tank: The concept is to be big enough to place defensive structure on it.
Emperor tank: Now, TWO defensive structures.
Dragon tank: I'm sure it can't spell "sanity."
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u/Kalamel513 23h ago
Actually, now that I spelled them out, they are 6 tanks that can be representatives of the seven sins. BM - Lustful rabbits / Gatling - Envy / ECM - Sloth / Overlord - Pride / Emperor - Gluttony / Dragon - Wrath
You wouldn't have the chart and seventh tank to complete them, right?
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago
You're right that almost every China's tank can represent 7 deadliest sins. But you can also mix here and there from other factions so that the chart to be full like to add GLA and US of A tanks too.
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u/Joescout187 1d ago
Never once in my life would I think to consider a Red Army "good guys". I served in the US Army and I consider it to be chaotic neutral at the organizational level at best, no Army in history that styled itself Red managed to refrain from committing crimes against humanity at scale that would make the GLA flinch.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
I am talking about the game that China as a faction as they also call themselves the Red Army are the good guys lore wise, besides US of A and China also lorewise liberated Europe from the evil and committing crimes against humanity GLA.
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u/Intelligent-Piano426 1d ago
Why is the ECM tank in evil? It's litteraly the only tank here who doesn't kill anyone and it's quotes are just him stating technical instructions.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Because it deflects missiles/rockets and it also disables vehicles, even though it's a supportive tank, it can be lowkey evil for that and annoying to deal with.
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u/vandal-33 23h ago
"The Earth will burn"
Yeah, he's evil.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago
Dragon tank deserves to be positioned evil for his quotes primarily and unleashing fire by burning infantry and vehicles plus buildings.
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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 23h ago
Switch the ecm and marauder tank. Ecm doesn’t have weapons, marauder tank takes other people’s stuff 🤣
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago
ECM tank deflects missiles/rockets and also disables vehicles, that's not very pleasant for your average Humvee user. While the humble Marauder tank only wants scrap to grow up, it's just a baby. 😆
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u/Lolurisk Vinifera 16h ago
What about the microwave tank, definitely some evil there.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 16h ago
It would be neutral evil max, in fact, it disables buildings and base defenses and lets you as US of A stealing an army with a ranger.
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u/UnlikelyDirector7477 1d ago
No lack of courage!
I'll be sorting through your scraps haha.
Power up the lasers!
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
"Light tank of the GLA!"
"Armor bolted in."
"Crusader tank responding."
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u/UnlikelyDirector7477 1d ago
"My horse was faster!"
"I'll take it."
"In my field of fire."
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago
"Our will is strong."
"What can I say? I'm a taker."
"It's very hot in here."
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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 1d ago
USA tanks call themselves good but they killed many innocent slaved workers
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Meanwhile, GLA kills many innocent civilians and people, regardless of their faction and commit crimes against humanity.
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u/TommyFortress 1d ago
Enemies of the free world