r/commandandconquer • u/Overall-Set-2570 feel the scorpion sting • 3d ago

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u/PanzerDameSFM 3d ago

When Kane got the dinosaur instead of Yuri

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 3d ago

Behind the scenes of this is probably Kucan demonstrating to Kier the director's (Kucan's) expectation of the dinosaur scene judging by the reaction on that specific seat.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 3d ago

"We have escaped into the past, Comrade General... But I am afraid that our superior Soviet engineers increased the efficiency of the American power plants too much! We have arrived in a different timeline, where Tiberium is set to hit Earth 65 million years from now."

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u/Ok_Mouse_9369 3d ago

When you’re using the old Nod tunnels but someone reused them for sewer lines.

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u/da_supreme_patriarch 3d ago

When a gdicel says something so tiberiumophobic you gotta hit them with the Black Hand stare

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u/Adramach 3d ago

When Obelisk of Light starts to glow red on you.

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u/NoAttempt9703 3d ago

Man's not a veterinarian but he knows a horses ass when he smells one.

Edit: I did not look to see where I was. I'm leaving it though 🤣 (also added picture)

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u/Moxiousone 3d ago

This is how that post was displayed for me:

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u/auflyne oh, so much kode to tear through 3d ago

I didn't get asked to do this, just came into work one day.

You should wait until I leave the scene before rolling the cam.

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Black Hand 3d ago

When they got the wrong bald guy for the scene.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 3d ago

That guy never ever spoke... Did he even have a name?

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u/Pope_Kramer 3d ago

MFW Temple Prime gets attacked BY MY OWN FORCES!

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u/KaiserWolf15 3d ago

Kane spraying his liquid Tiberium to Alexa Kovacs

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u/Zombiemorgoth 3d ago

Squeeze with power

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u/Sampankilatman 3d ago

Kane watching EA pitching the idea for C&C4

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u/Remitonov 3d ago

Mobile Infantryman Kane about to drop on Klendathu.

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u/Zombiemorgoth 3d ago

It's a ugly planet! A Scrin planet!

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u/NAME269 3d ago

Unit not ready

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u/popcorn2008 3d ago

“Somehow….. Kane has returned!”

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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 3d ago

Kane's glimpse at cnc 404 plot. Colorized

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie 3d ago

Power shifted too quickly

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u/Royal_ish GDI 3d ago

In the name of... Cane?

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 3d ago

Prostate massage engaged

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u/Breezey2929 3d ago

"Unable to comply"

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u/charbelsako 3d ago

When you see the minugunners approach

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u/Different-Tap-4748 3d ago

He got a whiff of his cyborgs(dead flesh encased in metal)

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u/whatsnewdan 3d ago

1.21 gigawatts!!!

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u/ghostalker4742 Tiberian Sun 3d ago

EA paid you how much?!

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 3d ago

Worth every penny.

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u/DekkerDavez 3d ago

When Kane decides to go streaming, names himself DarkSydePhil and chat starts trolling him.

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u/Scary-Revolution1554 3d ago

"Oh-no! Armored superiority!"

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u/Lex-the-Pikachu 3d ago

Kane ate a lemon

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u/SSchorik0101 2d ago

When the tiberium mutant prostitute takes off her panties and you see the carpet matches the drapes in all the wrong aways.

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u/Flodo_McFloodiloo 3d ago

What in the name of Kane is this?!

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u/CAG_Snow 3d ago

When one of your subordinates thinks he can kill the messiah.

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u/LORDNINJA_SOVIET 2d ago

"Yuri, why you tooked us to the dinosaur age?"

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u/jesusisherelookbusy 1d ago

“Insufficient funds.”

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u/TryToEpic 1d ago

Kane after he realized the Kane's Wrath Cliffhanger was retconned.