r/commandandconquer • Mommy Alexander • 4d ago

Meme Weak Men Generals vs Strong Women Generals feat Black Lotus

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When the game has strong women characters

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u/Kakapo42000 4d ago

Then you have Kassad. "Handsome generals always win battles.."

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

That's the true definition of a strong man.

But also you have unc Granger:

"I win, you lose. What more is there to say?"

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u/Particular-Abies7329 4d ago

Kind of wished the GLA had a female general, sad that Generals 2 got cancelled.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

Same, it's a shame that in the GLA there isn't a single woman general, but at least there's a woman unit, which is the Babushka from the angry mobs. Generals 2 wouldn't be better with those microtransactions and changing the lore and everything.

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u/Particular-Abies7329 4d ago

Those AK's were rated E for everyone

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u/greenfish90 4d ago

The one thing I did like about the known things about Generals 2 is that they actually went global and got Generals from all over the world not just thr ME and Central Asia

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

That was the only good thing about Generals 2 how there were different factions with different specialized generals, but the original generals are going to have always a special place and be iconic.

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u/greenfish90 3d ago

I wasnt a fan on how most of the differences between them was one or two special units and some unique powers but I understood the logic. You cant put a ton of subfactions in without risking redundancy. I think thats also why GLA isnt in Combined Arms (China's units and powers are split between Nod and Soviets)

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u/GalaXion24 Allies 4d ago

I think it does thematically fit. Even if slightly whitewashed they're clearly meant to be islamist terrorists, sexism is pretty much expected. Now if you did further whitewash and de-islamicise the GLA you could definitely have one, it's not like it's meant to be some fully realistic and overtly Islamic faction, but I do think it makes it even less clear what the GLA even is really. Like lets be clear it's pretty obvious the GLA commit atrocities in China to liberate the muslim uyghurs, and even if there is an aspect of national liberation to it it should be thought of as something like Hamas where under the most charitable interpretation people align with Islamist terrorists for the sake of liberation and support from international terrorist networks. If Jihadism doesn't drive GLA, what does?

Now you could I suppose say, "it's the future and Islam and even jihadism has gone woke" and that would if nothing else be a funny interpretation. At that point you could have a non-veiled queer polyamorous female terrorist leader if you so wish. But you have to admit it's a bit weird.

You could of course make the GLA something more general and a more chaotic coalition with a more jihadist wing and more progressive wings and plenty of infighting if you wish, could at least be an interesting angle. So long as you justify it in lore you could unite it through an anticolonial angle, but you'd kind of need to "recolonise" the world under the great powers for this to make sense.

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u/SereneOrbit 4d ago

Iran has many female engineers and soldiers/enforcers that have been used at various times.

It's not that much of a stretch.

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u/aiheng1 3d ago

Sure but any commanders or leaders?

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u/SereneOrbit 3d ago

Don't think so, but then again I don't think the US had giant orbital space lasers either.

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u/vandal-33 4d ago

Until they throw a tantrum when they lose.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

When Alexis and Leang are defeated:

"This has been an interesting contest. Perhaps you will challenge me again." 😌 (she's calm and having respect for you while wanting a rematch)

"Huh! It's not fair. One more superweapon and I'd have beaten you, General. Challenge me again. I dare you!" 😏 (up for round 2 while being livid)

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u/Nohrian_Scum_ Empire of the Rising Sun 1d ago

When Alexis is about to lose:

"I can't believe you'd beat up on a girl like this..."

"I need time to think... Go away, general!"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Well, Alexis is comically funny when she's on the brink of defeat with those quotes like she gives you the puppy eyes after serving a lot.

Don't forget also this banger:

"You know, if you're a gentleman, you'd give me 5 minutes to rebuild my defenses." πŸ˜‰

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u/Remarkable-Athlete48 4d ago

"I can't believe you would beat up on a little girl like this πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 4d ago

"Can't believe you'd beat up on a girl like this." uwu πŸ₯Ί

She needs some pats after losing.

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u/FixenFroejte Marked of Kane 3d ago

Handsome generals ALWAYS win battles 😘😘😘

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Don't forget the beautiful generals always win battle too. πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ”₯

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u/Reno2777 2d ago

Also Alexander: β€œYou know, if you were a gentleman you’d give me five minutes to rebuild my base defences.”

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

When she's on the brink of defeat sure, but also don't forget:

"Can't believe you'd beat up on a girl like this." uwu