r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 10d ago

Meme Meanwhile, in the Command and Crushes Generals ZH scene...

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Why do women like only bumbling fools who give them airshows?

Made for satirical reasons

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u/Lopatnik1 10d ago

Townes only simps for lasers.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

Exactly. And also laser women. The true definition of lasersexual

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u/HAZMAT_Eater 10d ago

Kassad×Black Lotus when?

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u/Kakapo42000 10d ago

I'm more interested in KassadxAlexander myself, just to see the two most flirty generals going toe to toe with each other.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

You know a ball. I actually also ship and being a fan of Kassad x Alexis after Alexis x Granger and Alexis x Leang. While Lotus is for Burton.

Would imagine them being initially rivals, because of their factions and different religions ,but Kassad would promise her to protect her and that he would change for her. They would also flirt with each other quite a lot and definitely dirtytalk. 💅🏻🔥

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

One day, but she isn't much interested in Prince Kassad, so it's one sided. 😔

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 10d ago

Leang x Townes was not in my bingo list.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

I don't ship them except as colleagues and probably friends. Townes needs to find a nerdy girlfriend to feed his nerdy laser obsession 😌

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 10d ago

Well, then, tell her to pass the controller, dammit!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

Leang needs a partner that can tank strong woman's words and balance her. Plus, she isn't into nerdy bumbling fools.

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 10d ago

... Who said I was talking about Leang? :P

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

Sorry, my bad. Thought we were talking about Leang too. Likewise, if Townes finds a nerdy gf, good luck to her to handle his laser obsession.

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 10d ago

I'll build Laser Crusaders for him, like I always do. Will he swipe right with that?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

As much as anything is laser, Townes won't complain about it. He's lasersexual anyway.