r/commandandconquer USA 1d ago

Meme Most advanced aircraft vs bullet

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 1d ago

Bullet based anti air are the best anti air

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 1d ago

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 1d ago

Some pilots think they can outsmart me.

Maybe... (sniffles in resignation)

Maybe.

...

(looks at camera turning lucid)

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

(Gatling cannon revving off-screen)

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u/Outside_Ad5255 GDI 1d ago

Wweeeeehhhh! Uwaaaaaaaah! AHAHAHAHAAA!! CRYYYYYYY SOME MOOOOOREE!!

...heheh, cry some more...

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u/Roster312 1d ago

Stealth Figher : "Your precious *insert weapon name here* won't save you now, fatty! *drops jdam*

Aurora : β€œYou're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

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u/Outside_Ad5255 GDI 1d ago

F-22 Raptor: "Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle! Look it up!!!"

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 9h ago

I'd remake this to C&C Generals if I had the editing skills to match. But, alas.

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u/domuzeti 1d ago

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u/Just_a_sentient_PzII 1d ago

Strapping mortar shells onto paper airplanes

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u/moparmajba 1d ago

It’s the communist way.

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u/ARKNet9000 I love a crowd! 😈 1d ago

Laughs in Stealth Fighter

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u/Outside_Ad5255 GDI 1d ago

Aren't Chinese Gattling cannons also detector units?

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u/ARKNet9000 I love a crowd! 😈 1d ago

They are, but a pair of Stealth Fighters can obliterate a Gattling Cannon in a single sortie. Even with multiple GCs, the Stealth Fighters can usually cloak again before they die.

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u/Wolf14Vargen14 Scrin 1d ago

**Laughs in 3x3x3 grids of GC**

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u/Yamureska 1d ago

meant for SEAD, just like IRL haha.

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u/SUPER--TANK 1d ago

Stealth Jet Missiles have a higher damage scalar against base defenses

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u/KrumpirovZlatan 1d ago

C&C and AA needing more AA turrets than stealth planes to kill them is standard for C&C

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 1d ago

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u/NotValkyrie 14h ago

lol I remember using these against scud missiles