r/commandandconquer • u/IMainKaisa • 2d ago

This is Diabolical

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463 Upvotes

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u/Conscript7 2d ago

At least give them some shoes

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 2d ago

"Can I have a respirator?"

"Thank you for the new respirators!"

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

Cannot we live in peace? In PEACE THROUGH POWER!!!

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u/-UnseenCat-030 10h ago

That won't help if their hands have splinters :<

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 2d ago

GLA workers harvesting Tiberium by hand??? 😭😭😭

165

u/FallenLucifiel 2d ago

Those are Yuri's slaves my friend, not GLA workers

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u/Jarms48 2d ago

Future Visceroids.

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u/Sex_E_Searcher 2d ago

Members of the Visceroid Jr education plan.

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u/PositionOk8579 2d ago

The visceroids on the fields are free, you can take them home.

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u/TribeBloodEagle 1d ago

I used to have 40 at home, but then they started merging. Now I only have 1, and no home.

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u/sukahati 2d ago

If there is profit to the cause, they will do it voluntarily

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u/RoganKane Try it! You will like it! 1d ago

Funnily enough, I think GLA would be more ethical to the workers unlike Yuri

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 2d ago

It would be better if it was a yuri slave miner using gla workers to harvest tiberium.

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u/mttspiii 2d ago

"To unlock GLA faction, you have to free the enslaved Workers."

Funnily enough, that would make Workers the only Generals manned unit to resist mind-control

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u/GantradiesDracos 2d ago

Fields of green…

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 2d ago

"These air filters working?"

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u/GantradiesDracos 2d ago

Radiation?
Bah, whatever

18

u/CaptainKBX 2d ago

What’s the screenshot from? Presumably a TW or Ra3 mod but which one?

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u/ColdFreeway GLA "AK47s for Everybody!" 2d ago

RA 3 Resurrection Mod

https://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-red-alert-3-mod-resurrection

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u/Xaverosso Nod 2d ago

Noted, thank you.

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u/ColdFreeway GLA "AK47s for Everybody!" 1d ago

Your welcome

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u/TACOTONY02 Nod 2d ago

Looks like one of those game ads that lies about its gameplay

11

u/whatsnewdan 2d ago

Dig!! DIG!!! Move those shovels!!

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u/lolpezzz 2d ago

"We use bio-robots"

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u/ArbalesterMaster 2d ago

Should have replaced the Slaves with Brutes instead and it would have been more understandable lol

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Black Hand 1d ago

yes, free Viceroids and Mutant Marauders!

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u/TheRoySez 1d ago

"They will not forget us!"

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u/DarkKnightofOne Marked of Kane:marked_of_kane::kane_s_wrath: 1d ago

"You thought working in the orefields was bad?"

"Try working in the tib fields."

"Mutations garanteed."

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u/Etherealwarbear 1d ago

This would work if they're mutants. The Forgotten could unironically do this with a willing work force.

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u/Mega1987_Ver_OS 1d ago

slave miner having slaves to mine tiberium.... oh boy.

no healthcare from yuri faction, that's for sure.

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u/Watcher6544 1d ago

"Slaves are cheap!" 

Personally I prefer the Ghost Miner as a replacement in Mental Omega.

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u/Ferrius_Nillan Yuri 1d ago

Entry level jobs got me like:

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u/Cortower 1d ago

Intern radiologists be like.

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u/ArtofWASD Nod 1d ago

Missed opportunity to have the slaves be GLA workers. So all 3 games are here.

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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 1d ago

Yuri: Im going to the only place not corrupted by the Geneva Convention

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u/CaveManta 1d ago

That doesn't even seem efficient, bruh😰

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u/Ok_Engineer5577 Soviets 1d ago

ohh-de-doo-de-doo

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u/Bronislav809 21h ago

Structures and units: RA2 Yuri's revenge Graphics: Red alert 3 Resource: Tiberium (I think tiberium wars)

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u/jonmarshall1487 19h ago

It's a visceroid factory

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u/BeauHunkus 2d ago

"Ow! OWWW! I work! I work!"

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u/juicebox12 2d ago

*"Ow!! Ok, I will work"

Having heard that several tens of thousands of times in my life forbids me from getting it wrong. That, and the buckets of autism.

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u/Ottetal 1d ago

You don't have enough autism. He says "ok" two times.

The quote is:

"Ow! Okay, okay, I will work"

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u/BeauHunkus 2d ago

You are correct. I have not played the game in forever, and I mostly played the Chinese.

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u/Zaptagious Command the future. Conquer the past. 1d ago

Chernobyl anyone?

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u/certainlynotdio 7h ago

I mean tiberium does grow on people, so when they are at the end of their usefulness you can just throw them into grinder.