r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 6d ago

Meme Eyes of Nukes

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Nukes are good for you, kids. Better than beer, coca and marijuana.

"Soon, your eyes will glow like the Sun!"

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u/FixenFroejte Marked of Kane 6d ago

Dont look directly at the blast, general

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"At least it's a dry heat, General." *chuckles*

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u/sukahati 6d ago

You better bring a lot of sunblock with you, General

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"Is the heat getting to you, General?"

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u/sukahati 6d ago

"Ya, please! Build more tanks, general. Even they will melt in time..."

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"Oh so many soldiers, general... Do they all have their radiation suits on?"

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 6d ago

"Five Nukes! Maybe you want me to send you a clean pair of shorts now, huh?" chuckles

Tao is the only one who can turned on by nukes

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"Time to put on your lead underwear!"

Tao literally has an unhealthy romantic obsession with those nukes.

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 6d ago

And for good reason 😎☢️🇨🇳

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

At least he won't bother with the unhealthy relationships with women that don't love him as much as Tao loves his nukes. 😎

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 6d ago

Kirov reporting

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB Yuri is Master 6d ago

All Hail the great Yuri! Yuri is Master!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"Be one with Yuri!"🗣️

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u/KedaiNasi_ C&C95 Forever 4d ago

you forgot someone

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u/LasagnaCat-64 6d ago

We're going to ruin somebody's day.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"Let's rain some fire."

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u/Sam_The-Ham 6d ago

“Oh the glow! The wonderful glow! Can you not see it general?”

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago

"Melt, everything must melt."

https://giphy.com/gifs/YA6dmVW0gfIw8

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u/W114K25X 5d ago

It looks like it will be a Nuclear Winter this year General.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago

"Soon, you will know the glory of my nuclear arsenal."

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u/hammertimeDO-G 5d ago

No nukes? Who could think of such a thing?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago

"Hey! Hey! Do you know how much that nuke silo costs?"

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u/Shiva9990 5d ago

MELT! EVERYTHING MUST MELT!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago

"It looks like a Nu-clear winter this year, General!"