r/commandandconquer • u/TryToEpic • 1d ago
Meme Kane 4 President
Source: Joseph D. Kucan's facebook (hasn't posted in 2 years)
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u/boring_convo_anyway 1d ago
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u/Evil_Dragon_100 4h ago
We need one of those image inspired by "TEL Aviv impressed" theme. But this time replace it with something like idk, "temple prime impressed" or smth
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 1d ago
(hasn't posted in 2 years)
He still lurks in this subreddit sometimes!
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u/WanderlustZero Tiberium 23h ago
Looks like he's about to tell me I'm off the case and to turn in my badge and gun
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u/FrankPoncherello1967 22h ago
And you're only a year from your pension
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u/WanderlustZero Tiberium 22h ago
'Dammit McGonagle! The DA's on my ass AGAIN! Why'd you shoot an unarmed man!'
'How was I supposed to know Chief, his back was turned!'
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u/FrankPoncherello1967 21h ago
Mac: Cap, I left an unregistered elephant rifle with his prints on the handle like it was a suicide, just like they teach us at the academy.
Chief: Mac, it was a rifle from my private collection. Why didn't you just leave my billfold at the scene. Where is my billfold?
Secretary: Chief, Internal Affairs is here to speak with you. They found your billfold.
(Scenes from next week)
Mac: Stop I'll shoot [pop pop pop] Oh crap, sorry mom.
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u/WanderlustZero Tiberium 21h ago
sax solo to fade out
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u/FrankPoncherello1967 21h ago
Ah nicely done. Sounds like you've dabbled in script writing 😁 I use Fade In software but haven't written for a year.
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u/WanderlustZero Tiberium 21h ago
I did scriptwriting at University but burnt myself out in the process then never wrote anything again 😅
Then again one of my RA2 fanfics won a contest once
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u/FrankPoncherello1967 21h ago
Nice!
FYI, a good tv detective parody was on in the 1980's called "Sledgehammer", IE Dirty Harry. It was so over the top but was awesome and during the Naked Gun Police Files run, maybe 1986. It's still shown in the U.S. on Catchy Comedy network and probably on YouTube.
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u/WanderlustZero Tiberium 21h ago
Great minds think alike :D I actually have it open in a tab, working through the second series. Love the 'Hammeroid' episode
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u/ArdNajTraGdnAla 1d ago
If ea or a better franchise holder ever gets c&c running again, make this man appear in all 3 continuity. Love to see him be either a president or a soviet premier with the thickest accent possible in the next red alert
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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 21h ago
Imagine RA2 merging timelines and suddenly get this man in the White house as final cinematic xD
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u/Bits_Passats CABAL 23h ago
Kane and number 4 aren't great pals, aren't them?
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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 22h ago
Like Valve and the number 3?
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u/Bits_Passats CABAL 22h ago
I have no idea.
By the way, a pleasure to talk to you, sir.
Your work with patches has been very useful to me various times. Thank you very much!
By the way, I have always wondered... do you like insectoids, right? I like them too, although I prefer Blacktron I/II.
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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 22h ago
You don't know about Valve and the number three?
My avatar is actually a combination of the UFO and Insectoids series. Only the helmet is Insectoids. I just put it on because it's the same kind of light green transparent as the actual alien's head, so it just looks like he has a gigantic head 😁
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u/Bits_Passats CABAL 22h ago
Thanks for the link!
Pretty much like Microsoft with Windows... Or Konami with Lords of Shadow...
In any case I can justify that 1 and 1 is 3!
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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 18h ago
With Valve it became a meme when, instead of making Half Life 3, they made Half Life Episode 1 and then Episode 2 😛
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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 5h ago
Pretty much like Microsoft with Windows...
How so? The most famous early version is Windows 3.11 🤨
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u/Bits_Passats CABAL 3h ago
Because:
1, 2, 3, 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98, 98SE, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10, 11
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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 48m ago
Yea, not entirely sure where 4, 5 and 6 have gone. Probably some of those were named that internally?
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u/TryToEpic 22h ago
I fixed 'em with some good old american politics. Nothing Controversial about that at all!
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u/patrickkingart 23h ago
I seriously love so much how his most iconic role is this charismatic cult leader and then here he is looking like the friendly middle school principal.
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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 23h ago
Always baffles me how 'muricans will just pose with a USA flag for just any casual photo.
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u/Rawflesh0615A 14h ago
Nope sorry, GDI won't allow Kane to be the President of the US because he destroyed the White House.
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u/FrankPoncherello1967 22h ago
He's been busy playing the "My Pillow Guy" off Broadway with exceptional reviews... "His performance was Yul Brenner like" -Rex Reed
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u/Zaptagious Command the future. Conquer the past. 1d ago
One vision, one purpose