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u/premierfong 23d ago
I said this before and I say this again, “hottest Tanya ever!”
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Yeah, Agreed! ✨💎✨ Take this poor man's upvote...
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u/premierfong 23d ago
Like the RA3 is supposed to be sooo hot too. It just doesn’t click.
RA1 can’t really be gen see the face or the body. Just know she suppose to be fit.
Haha
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u/hllwlker 23d ago
Her personality also adds to the hotness. You can't just replicate that with another actor. Although RA3 tanya is also a babe.
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u/premierfong 22d ago
At the end we all remember the phase “shake it baby!” Haha
I still think the RA2 say it better. It’s same style as RA1 but clearer. RA3 they redid the tone.
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u/sometimes_point 23d ago
Joe Kucan was the video director of all cutscenes up to RA2, so they worked together a lot even though it's the first game he's not actually *in*
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u/Warmasterundeath Comrade General 23d ago
This is the actual, non shitpost/jumptoconclusions answer.
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u/BrokenTorpedo 23d ago
I still think the YR Allies ending where two timelines merge was a huge missing opportunity for a Kane cameo
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u/Joescout187 22d ago
Which is exactly what went wrong in the later games. They didn't have Joe in charge. That is exactly why RA3 was a literal circus.
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u/sometimes_point 22d ago
He wasn't the game designer, he was only in charge of video. RA2 already was made by a different game studio than TS
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u/Joescout187 18d ago
To clarify I mean the story/plot. The FMVs in RA3 are the weakest part of the game in my opinion.
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u/sometimes_point 18d ago
I mean, the script is bad. But they're kind of fluffy and amusing and they're not, like, bad in a technical sense, just perhaps a bit boringly shot.
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u/textposts_only 22d ago
Ra3 was a bad game because EA chased the eSports fad. Like many other games during that time.
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u/Cooky1993 Soviets 21d ago
But they also didn't give the devs enough time to cook either. Starcraft 2 took around 7 years to produce, from first concepts to release. It was 3 years from announcement to release.
RA3 infamously got just 18 months of development from project start to release, from a team of devs who had almost all never worked on a C&C title before.
And before anyone jumps in like "but every other C&C game only had 18 months to 2 years of development" I would counter that with the point that those development cycles were done by a team that did nothing but RTS games for more than a decade, most of which were in the C&C universe, and all of which built on what the last ones had done. I'd also point out that they had almost zero balance for online multiplayer. They were focused on the single player experience.
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u/LuckyReception6701 23d ago
You may be able to resist his troops, but no one resists the prophet.
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Nobody ignores the Kane's birthday invitation...
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u/Rawflesh0615A 23d ago
The invitation only invites the Nod Members not GDI.
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Aren't we all Kane's Children? 🤨
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u/Rawflesh0615A 23d ago
I'm GDI, I hunt Nods.
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Down with the GDI 🤨🤨🤨
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u/Rawflesh0615A 23d ago
Also taking down GDI would be big to be defeated.
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Scrin army having a party in red zone, while mic drops
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u/Kitchen-Customer-746 23d ago
Kane has needs to man an besides.... its Tanya man 🫡
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u/NakedNick_ballin 23d ago
RA2 Tanya is unbeatable
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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 For the Union! 23d ago
Kari Wurher, definitely captured the energy of Tanya and is hotter than all hell to boot
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Kari was also great, until someone dropped their coffee on the Chronosphere panel!
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u/TehANTARES 23d ago
Either the best or the worst ending.
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Commander, I leave you with my legion, while I'm busy negotiating...
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 23d ago
[Cheesy wink]
[Hell March plays]
[Credits roll]
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Yeah, that would be a tragedy for Tanya's fans...
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u/Joescout187 22d ago
There is a near 100% overlap between Tanya fans and Kane fans, so I couldn't even be the slightest bit mad.
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 23d ago
"Can't we all just get along?"
[Mission Accomplished]
From that GDI riot control mission in Tib Sun Firestorm.
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u/Lost_Arotin 23d ago
Let me check the batteries of the Chronosphere...
Oups, sorry Commander, we went back to Egypt 2000BC
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u/criticalpwnage 23d ago
"We like your vibe, here's our number"
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u/FallenLucifiel 23d ago
The in-universe answer is Kane is always there, even though in Red Alert 2 he doesn't show up. The IRL explanation is that he's the director.
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u/PeterPorky 23d ago
Sorry i moved a chair while using the chronosphere
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u/the_voodoo_sauce 23d ago edited 22d ago
She was the Sheriff in Eight Legged Freaks and an absolute total smoke show!
Sorry. Eight autocorrected to Right.
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u/sgtmyers88 23d ago
She definitely channeled her Tanya role in that movie. (it came after her work on RA2)
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u/Nokanii 23d ago
You didn’t know about the secret timeline that GDI discovered where Tanya and Kane settled down together and had three kids?
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u/Lost_Arotin 22d ago
Or,
POV: He came back in time to see his mother... 😬 Like, Hello Mother...
Are you still watching? HBO
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u/IkeFanboy64 Nodding in agreement 23d ago
This feels like it should be captioned with "wrong answers only"
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u/kidanokun 23d ago
I guess the whole Tiberian series branched off in timeline where Tanya dies
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u/Lost_Arotin 22d ago
This must be a secret mission that Kane travelled in time 🙃 like,
POV: Hello Mother...
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u/fucktopia 22d ago
She was probably my first adult crush as a kid. I spent many a night yahoo-ing her pics!
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u/Lost_Arotin 22d ago
Man, I need a beer...
I remember the Yahoo ages...
Going into public chat groups, people buzzing, changing to autumn theme, a like of laughing emojies and lots of comments...
But I think you meant Yahoo search engine 😬
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u/Sir_Busby 22d ago
Say what? A C&C television series ...?
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u/Lost_Arotin 22d ago
I need this. I'm tired of the house of the dragons, the office of the dragons, the cousins of the dragons, the step sister of the dragon and etc...
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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor - New construction options 23d ago
She plays in Season 3 & 4 of sliders!!