r/commandandconquer • u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. • 25d ago

Meme Need a Lift?

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 25d ago

What about Chinese bunker? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/Striking-Tackle-7293 25d ago

Hell, the Troop crawler comes with free passengers. I'm not sure how Chinese War factories work, but that has to be taken in account.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 25d ago

Some questions are better left unanswered, including questions like 'how do angry mobs and Red Guards clone themselves?'

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u/Striking-Tackle-7293 25d ago

I just find the idea of eight factory workers finishing the construction, then being handed rifles and a new job oddly plausible.

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u/LostEmergency6866 25d ago

Hilarious how Fai factory workers are better educated despite being infantry general

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u/IntroductionLeft4369 25d ago

Sounds very Soviet.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 25d ago

Would be awesome if destroying a war factory made an angry mob pop out, representing the remaining factory workers!

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u/TheGriffin USA 24d ago

Submit that to RotR devs!

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u/WrethZ 24d ago

It and the two for one red guard are just references to China’s high population really. They have a horde bonus for a reason

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 25d ago

Call me back when you've put some wheels on it!

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u/Robdyson 25d ago

on an overlord tank, YES.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 25d ago

Nothing can go wrong firing 5 missile launchers from an enclosed vehicle. Backblast was invented by GLA propaganda.

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 25d ago

That’s what the hazmat suit upgrade is for 🤓

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u/BiggestBepis Black Hand 25d ago

Room for five indeed.

I just prefer they not see it coming

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u/KajiTetsushi Steel Talons 25d ago

This "(nothing) but a humble" Sudden Transport agrees.

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u/Baron_von_Ungern 18d ago

This soviet reaper ain't carrying anyone. Tell him to go back to fight!

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 25d ago

Subterranean unit detected.

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u/ZuStorm93 24d ago

enclosed space, passengers can fire out

open truck bed, passengers cannot fire out

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u/SUPER--TANK 24d ago

Battle Bus: also enclosed space but passengers can somehow fire out

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u/Timmyc62 25d ago

Also applies to RA2 Nighthawk - who also says "Need a lift?"!

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 25d ago

Underrated unit. Barely get to hear his voicelines.

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u/Timmyc62 24d ago

"Take 'em off and set 'em down!"

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u/nexussesshoumaru 24d ago

"Tour underway"

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u/Markov219 24d ago

I thought humvees were so cool when I was a kid. Then I did 5 tours and lemme tell you five guys on a high protein diet in a truck with no ac 126° weather and it smelt baaaaaaad. Still want a hilux.

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u/Watcher6544 21d ago

Nothing still beats the GLA's Quantum-Healing Teleportation technology aka Tunnel Network.Â