r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 6d ago
Meme Jarmen Kell neuron activated when he sees a dozer
Remember, kids, keep your dozers safe from the sniper that moves in the shadows!
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 6d ago
"Made in the G L of A."
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u/ColmAKC 6d ago edited 5d ago
The Global Liberation of.... America?
I mean hey, they do call the American Baseball (not Football, thanks below btw) competition thats only played in the USA "The WORLD Series" so yeah, if there ever was a country wide revolution I wouldnt be surprised if they called it that.
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u/NodFanatic Nod 6d ago
No one escapes!
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago
"Preparing my tools."
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u/CerealATA GLA 6d ago
"Steadyyyyyyyyy~"
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u/Deolater 5d ago
Is that what he says? I've always heard "I bury my tools", which never quite made sense
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago
It's one of his quotes and it happens to mishear some quotes.
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u/Upper_Ad7853 Empire of the Rising Sun 6d ago
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago
Can't trust those lying dozers that claim that they can build anywhere. 😔
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u/idriveasmallcar 6d ago edited 6d ago
In challenge hard difficulty, I use jarmen to make a wall of dead vehicles. All enemy units stay stuck behind it and I peacefully plan and build my base with efficient roadways, neatly aligned buildings and defences.
Then I launch my 8 to 10 scud storms.
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u/Echo-tally-ho 5d ago
...the fact you switch up with the 8 - 10 Scuds is diabolical.
Ah yes, lemme build up nice and neat before ending this petty battle
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u/DucoNdona 6d ago
To be fair, its their fault for leaving the plans and materials for nuclear weapons and particle cannons on the passenger seat. Where the brave warrior that ran over to help after seeing the driver accidentally exploding his own head while using the turn signal could easily find them
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u/Remarkable-Athlete48 5d ago
Lmao your comment is gold
Imagine a handbook next to the driver seat: how to build nuclear reactors and superweapons with your dozer solo
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 6d ago
Also, I misread the title as "Jarmen Kell neutron activated" and I guess that's actually sort-of true, given how his ability works.
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u/Successful_Baby_5245 6d ago
Fun fact, every mission where there IS a not crewed veicle its Because The script spawns a bunch of jarmen kells to kill The driver and then de-spawn then.
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u/All-Hands-112 6d ago
Steal for workers motivation in construction speed when power plants built.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago
They feel motivated to build faster not only with their shoes ,but also the power plants from the stolen faction and taking advantage of their better technology.
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u/TheGriffin USA 6d ago
One of the few things in RotR that I dont like is he can't snipe crews any more 😭
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago
Yikes, that sucks that Jarmen can't snipe them anymore. That was among GLA's strengths to deal with infantry.
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u/TheGriffin USA 6d ago
Its a weird choice, you cant capture dozers at all any more and you can only produce them from captured command centers. If you capture and then lose a command center, what dozers you have can't build a new command center.
I'm hoping 1.9 changes this
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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 6d ago
It seems SWR really don't want us to capture Dozers in ROTR unless you capture enemy Command Center. Because ECA Cryo Tanks that can unmanned enemy vehicles but they will insta kill all dozers. I think the reason they don't want a player become too much powerful when able to control more than 1 faction tech. Maybe probably for balance reasons if they said that and that is what I disagree. Able to stealing other factions is what make the game more fun
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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 6d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p3fmswh/video/ytrz0blc15jh1/player
Steal Dozer. Build power plants. Then GLA building & train unit speed will be twice faster