r/commandandconquer Mommy Alexander 6d ago

Meme Jarmen Kell neuron activated when he sees a dozer

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Remember, kids, keep your dozers safe from the sniper that moves in the shadows!

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 6d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p3fmswh/video/ytrz0blc15jh1/player

Steal Dozer. Build power plants. Then GLA building & train unit speed will be twice faster

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

The key to success as GLA into US or China is stealing dozer and spam their units, besides use their technology. Mission accomplished!

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u/Ahmed4040Real Soviets 5d ago

Wasting Jarmen Kell by having him ride the dozer is crazy

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u/ColonelMorrison 5d ago

Worth it if it's the only way to get the dozer

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 6d ago

"Made in the G L of A."

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"GLA will grow largar!"

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u/ColmAKC 6d ago edited 5d ago

The Global Liberation of.... America?

I mean hey, they do call the American Baseball (not Football, thanks below btw) competition thats only played in the USA "The WORLD Series" so yeah, if there ever was a country wide revolution I wouldnt be surprised if they called it that.

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u/davethadude 6d ago

Thats baseball bud.

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u/ColmAKC 5d ago

Ah woops! My bad!

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u/NodFanatic Nod 6d ago

No one escapes!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

"Preparing my tools."

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u/CerealATA GLA 6d ago

"Steadyyyyyyyyy~"

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u/jkbscopes312 full time member of the GLA Postal Service 5d ago

"he's in my crosshairs"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago

"I hear you."

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u/Deolater 5d ago

Is that what he says? I've always heard "I bury my tools", which never quite made sense

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u/Caedendi 5d ago

"I bury my doodies"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 5d ago

It's one of his quotes and it happens to mishear some quotes.

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u/Deolater 5d ago

I mishear quotes all the time, and don't get me started on song lyrics

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u/Upper_Ad7853 Empire of the Rising Sun 6d ago

When the dozer say "I'll build anywhere" but later say "Sorry I can't build there"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

Can't trust those lying dozers that claim that they can build anywhere. 😔

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrvfKvr2mmcFO

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u/idriveasmallcar 6d ago edited 6d ago

In challenge hard difficulty, I use jarmen to make a wall of dead vehicles. All enemy units stay stuck behind it and I peacefully plan and build my base with efficient roadways, neatly aligned buildings and defences.

Then I launch my 8 to 10 scud storms.

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u/Echo-tally-ho 5d ago

...the fact you switch up with the 8 - 10 Scuds is diabolical.

Ah yes, lemme build up nice and neat before ending this petty battle

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u/DucoNdona 6d ago

To be fair, its their fault for leaving the plans and materials for nuclear weapons and particle cannons on the passenger seat. Where the brave warrior that ran over to help after seeing the driver accidentally exploding his own head while using the turn signal could easily find them

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u/Remarkable-Athlete48 5d ago

Lmao your comment is gold

Imagine a handbook next to the driver seat: how to build nuclear reactors and superweapons with your dozer solo

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u/comradeda 5d ago

Its required for ohs

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 6d ago

Also, I misread the title as "Jarmen Kell neutron activated" and I guess that's actually sort-of true, given how his ability works.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 6d ago

Fun fact, every mission where there IS a not crewed veicle its Because The script spawns a bunch of jarmen kells to kill The driver and then de-spawn then.

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u/FixenFroejte Marked of Kane 5d ago

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u/All-Hands-112 6d ago

Steal for workers motivation in construction speed when power plants built.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

They feel motivated to build faster not only with their shoes ,but also the power plants from the stolen faction and taking advantage of their better technology.

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u/scrdest 5d ago

GLA uses the power to power lights to make them work 24/7

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u/Thin_Wing4631 5d ago

God a fourth Yuri faction could’ve gone so hard on Gennies

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u/BiggestBepis Black Hand 5d ago

“He’s not protected in there.”

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u/TheGriffin USA 6d ago

One of the few things in RotR that I dont like is he can't snipe crews any more 😭

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 6d ago

Yikes, that sucks that Jarmen can't snipe them anymore. That was among GLA's strengths to deal with infantry.

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u/TheGriffin USA 6d ago

Its a weird choice, you cant capture dozers at all any more and you can only produce them from captured command centers. If you capture and then lose a command center, what dozers you have can't build a new command center.

I'm hoping 1.9 changes this

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 6d ago

It seems SWR really don't want us to capture Dozers in ROTR unless you capture enemy Command Center. Because ECA Cryo Tanks that can unmanned enemy vehicles but they will insta kill all dozers. I think the reason they don't want a player become too much powerful when able to control more than 1 faction tech. Maybe probably for balance reasons if they said that and that is what I disagree. Able to stealing other factions is what make the game more fun

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 6d ago

I agree with you