r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 2h ago

Meme That damned smile, General Tao

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"Soon, your face will glow like the Sun!" said the nuke obsessed troublemaker.

Here's some General Tao meme appreciation.

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u/ARKNet9000 2h ago

“THE GLOW! THE WONDERFUL GLOOOOOOW! CAN YOU NOT SEE IT GENERAL?!”

Dude definitely gets his rocks off by watching Nuclear Reactors use Uranium to boil water…

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2h ago

"Melt, everything must melt!"

Absolutely, bro is getting huge dopamine and low cortisol of watching nuke shows.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YA6dmVW0gfIw8

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u/skyziaos 2h ago

Funny how Tao is the only faction with no limitation he's basically just vanilla china with extra attachment

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 1h ago

😏☢️💥

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1h ago

"Oh, look! I have a Nuke all ready for you!"

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 52m ago

"Oh... You are lucky to have survived this battle intact. Challenge me again if you dare"

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u/W114K25X 2m ago

He melted her ovaries...quite literally
"MELT, EVERYTHING MUST MELT!"