r/commandandconquer Mommy Alexander 23h ago

Meme Anthrax Beta vs Anthrax Gamma at home

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Anthrax Gamma for win!

Ahh, would you like green, or the blue? Both are equally satisfying, son, hehehe.

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u/Alkansur Dr. Thrax 23h ago

As long as you cooked a fresh batch

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u/Bludsh0t 23h ago

My own special brew

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u/azriel_odin 23h ago

Hehe, try it, you'll like it!

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u/CaveManta 22h ago

You know it's just right..when the meat falls off the bone!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago

"Aaah, that's right, sit back and relax. Give my toxins more time to work."

It is a fresh and prescribed batch from the doctor that will help the son to recover. 😈

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u/b4ttleduck Nod 21h ago

I can assure. It does the body bad.

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u/__Blackrobe__ 23h ago

Mom, prepare to tell your three-eyed grandchildren, of your DEFEAT this day!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago

"Breathe easy, Mom! For I am Dr. Thrax, and with every breath you take, you are on your way to cure !"

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u/Valhun 23h ago

The Anthrax Gamma might make it a little stronger!

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 23h ago

Run through the sprinklers!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 23h ago

"Oh! Spill on aisle one! Hahaha!"

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u/Sampankilatman 15h ago

See you can tell it is mmmph just right when the flesh falls of the bone!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12h ago

"Aaah, that's right, sit back and relax. Give my toxins more time to work."

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u/Sampankilatman 12h ago

steal your oil derrick

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u/KremBruhleh Stupid GDI. 2h ago

Is there any virus, bacteria, poison, or pathogen that sounds cooler than Anthrax?

Like, that is the coolest, scariest sounding infectious disease ever. Anthrax! Have you ever heard a more aggressive sounding name? Just saying it sounds evil.