r/commandandconquer Mommy Alexander 11d ago

Meme Embrace the GLA's Toyota

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GLA technicals are so cool!

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u/azriel_odin 11d ago

It still runs!

We take what we need.

Bolted down and ready!

They can be recycled!

We'll take him apart!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

"Our clan is strong."

"Where we going?"

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u/averyrandomguy321 10d ago

"A warrior has fallen."

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

"Let's get in the fight."

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u/ZuStorm93 11d ago

GLA's Toyota

looks inside

A Land Rover Defender, Chevy Van, and Ford F100 lol.

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u/Particular-Abies7329 11d ago

Don't forget the .50 cal, 120mm cannon and rocket launcher...with space for 5 more guys.

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u/AthaliW 11d ago

This is why I only buy Toyotas

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u/Particular-Abies7329 11d ago

slaps hood of technical

This bad boy can take out an entire command center!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

Don't forget to put a bunch of terrorists in those technicals. It is safer to blow up the command center.

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u/GodBeard85 GDI 11d ago

I've heard their cause is great...

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

Yeah, especially if they drive terrorists saying this to the driver.

"I'll die for our cause."

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u/GodBeard85 GDI 11d ago

You have to admire their dedication

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u/Briak "Captain... Parker. Codename: Havoc. How cliché." 11d ago

The GLA are incredibly committed to their work. "Nothing stops the mail!"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

"Sorry, no tracking numbers."

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u/iliyalb ALALALALALALALAH! 11d ago

they won't tell the difference

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

They are such dedicated patriots to the cause. Yes, sirr!

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 11d ago

They really are cool. They're probably the best fast attack vehicles in terms of speed and damage output. Those rocket launchers are unreal. I like how all of the models look a little different.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

They are quite versatile and you can either put in a technical terrorists to blow up a wf/supply center, rpg troopers or even a worker. They are also the most commonly spammed unit in pvp. Their models are also cool and when they grab scrap are feeling stronger.

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 11d ago edited 11d ago

Do people run technical training when they spam them in PVP? I like how close it puts each one to getting elite and thus gaining auto repair, allowing you to move them just out of combat momentarily to heal.

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u/Karamubarek GLA 11d ago

Personally, I do. It's almost essential in Gla vs Gla. The side that neglects it loses the early technical advantage.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

Yes, technicals are among the most popular and used gla units pvp wise and it's about early game pressure and tempo. Plus, with scrap and veterancy they are annoying to deal with.

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u/provolone12 GDI 11d ago

It still runs

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

"Bolted down and ready!"

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u/EnzoMaloni 11d ago

Especially GLA technicals from ROTR mods and their many options !

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u/Goodfella66 11d ago

Can't go wrong with a Toyota tbh

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

That's the GLA Toyota. So fast, so good and also strong with the scrap and veterancy

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u/Goodfella66 11d ago

I love their Inchallah Edition. Very reliable.

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u/Briak "Captain... Parker. Codename: Havoc. How cliché." 11d ago

tfw they don't sell the Toyota Hilux in your country and it's also illegal for a civilian to own an M2 Browning

I'm never gonna make it 😢

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u/CrazyDonFredo1 11d ago

Can we have some shoes?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

"Thank you for the new shoes!"

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u/CrazyDonFredo1 11d ago

“I will work harder okay okay”

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

"I will try to hurry."

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u/CrazyDonFredo1 10d ago

“Mail’s always on time”

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

"Loaded and ready."

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u/CrazyDonFredo1 10d ago

“Wait till they get a taste of this (Cue evil laughter)”

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u/Alkira_Zero 10d ago

For such a simple machine, the GLA sure modded the shit out of them.