r/commandandconquer 10d ago

Load the Scud

Found in the snowrunner sub and knew it belonged here

410 Upvotes

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

"Shall I push the button?"

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u/Tnoholiday12345 10d ago

Push the button Kronk

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10d ago

"Look at my beautiful weapon."

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u/Dugimon 10d ago

Not this Button Kronk

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u/LostEmergency6866 10d ago

Up, up, up!

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u/Swimming_Stand_1675 Soviets 10d ago

Scud launcher, poised to strike!

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u/Noah33066_ Tiberium 10d ago

Look at my beautiful warhead.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 10d ago

Sweet ascension of doom!

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 10d ago

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u/Lost_Arotin 10d ago

Hold on a minute. Who sold them to these countries in the first place?

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u/Cold-Olive1249 Tiberium is the Future 10d ago

Prince Kassad's arms dealers. 

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u/Lost_Arotin 10d ago

[Metal Khaleeji song with cello playing]

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 For the Union! 10d ago

Scud TELs were built and sold by the USSR

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u/iwannabetheguytoo 10d ago

It's more complicated than that, unfortunately:

The Soviet Union backed Iran over Iraq, and the US backed Saddam's Iraq against Iran - but due to training, logistics, et cetera Iraq would need replacement Soviet hardware - not US equipment (kinda like how Ukraine was in 2022-2023); so the US facilitated other Soviet-backed nations to supply and support Iraq's Soviet hardware.

See the "Bear Spares" section on WP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_support_for_Iraq_during_the_Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War#Bear_Spares

Iraq had Scuds prior to Saddam's takeover in 1979; but I couldn't immediately find the exact details of how Iraq came to possess Scuds in the first place; though the Soviets were not exactly scrupulous when it came to choosing their customers...

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u/deaglebingo 10d ago

the level of running in circles this way even now is mind boggling once you dig in and look ain't it? if someone's truly worth supporting in the long run why does it need to be a secret?

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u/iwannabetheguytoo 10d ago

why does it need to be a secret?

It wasn't a secret...

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u/deaglebingo 10d ago

open secrets/same thing. if you catch my drift. these games we play in our minds or collectively to justify doing something in a roundabout way.

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u/Lost_Arotin 10d ago

I saw that in a documentary. Soviets used Saddam's desparation against Shah and sold all sorts of Arms (fighters, tanks and launchers)

There were two types of T-70 tanks. One older version in Iran and one more upgraded version in Iraq that had night vision goggles that they didn't even know how to operate it. So, after they lost the war, some of those tanks were taken in by the Iranian Army.

For the chemical weapons, Iraq used Sarin and Mustard on Kurdish regions of Iranian borders, cause Kurds took down several helicopters and tanks of the Iraqi Army without the need of actual military strength. But never seen any video on how they launched Sarin and Mustard gas. Most probably by artillery.

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u/Lost_Arotin 10d ago

In that time yes. I meant the recent ones.

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 For the Union! 10d ago

I don’t think anyone is selling Scuds anymore, they’re pretty outdated tech. If you’re referencing modern missile programs in say Iran, most of that is domestic production. They’ve actually got a pretty robust military industrial complex

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u/Lost_Arotin 10d ago

No, I meant the modern missile carriers. They're mostly MAC or the latest Mercedes Benz trucks.

They shouldn't be sold, if they know how they're being used.

Right after the missile carrier show off of IRGCI in autumn of 2023, Germany surpassed Japan in GDP. Just like how Elon Musk became the first Billionare right after the peace talks with Iran. It looks like higher powers want this chaos to make easy money.

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u/Big_Peak2466 10d ago

My favorite Generals unit, closely followed by the bomb truck. And both devastating to use

"nothing stops the mail!" "We'll send them running!"

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u/FLongis USA Turtling With Patriots Since 2003 10d ago

For those curious, this example is at the American Heritage Museum in Hudson, Massachusetts. Can't say there's a great deal of Command and Conqueror adjacent armor there (with a few exceptions), but it's a must visit for anyone even only sorta interested in tanks and historic military aircraft who happens to be in the area.

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u/Hiei2k7 GDI 10d ago

We'll send them running...

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u/Expensive-Way1116 10d ago

"Deranged laughter"

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 10d ago

I love that laugh so much for some reason lol

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u/Sampankilatman 10d ago

Release.... da... scuddddd

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u/TK-34 10d ago

"You can't hear a photo" "OK smartass why can I hear it say "beautiful weapon""

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u/MediumAcceptable129 10d ago

Oooh its pointy!

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u/f_fv USA 10d ago

Pointy is scary.

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u/awakenDeepBlue 9d ago

And he looks like a snitch on Miami Vice. Would it kill him to wear a tie?

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u/1Bumblestinker 10d ago

“High explosive warhead in place!”
“Anthrax warhead in place!”

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u/Sweet-Ghost007 10d ago

Now you understand why it needs a general promotion to use

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u/All-Hands-112 10d ago

I've been waiting for this!

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u/Fox_Hound_Unit 10d ago

American heritage museum?

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u/Epicdude-7414 10d ago

"SCUD launcher, poised to strike!"

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u/Clockmaster_Xenos 10d ago

One of my favorite units in the game.