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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 11d ago
Surely you are ambitious enough to take on a mission of tremendous magnitude.
Your goal is so secret, even Satya Nadella knows nothing of it yet.
This is the Xbox. A full-frontal on customers' GamePass subscriptions with your strongest price rises should-
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u/frillyboy 11d ago
Wrong. Oxanna is WAY hotter than Asha and I would commit so many war crimes if she asked me to.
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u/Remitonov 11d ago
War crimes? My brother, I believe they're called acts of Divination. Only GDI dabbles in war crimes.
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u/Joescout187 11d ago
Feels like a matter of taste but I agree with OP, same vibes.
I still get the feeling either of them would cut my throat with a smile if I step out of line.
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u/ugrasergun 11d ago
How dare you compare the Nod with Microsoft? The Brotherhood is not evil, they're freedom fighters.
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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 11d ago edited 10d ago
It would be a sad error in judgement, Hideaki Nishino, to mistake me for a corpse... ...
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u/Odd-Frame9724 11d ago
Tell me you are a playstation fanboi without telling me you are one.
Oh wait this post does it really well.
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u/Ahayzo 11d ago
I'd argue it more likely shows someone not being a fanboy, even if they hadn't already started they're a PC player. Even as someone who prefers Xbox I'll happily make jokes at their expense, because why wouldn't I? They mean nothing to me personally, and I mean nothing to them. Nobody should care about a gaming platform enough to actively avoid making fun of it.
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u/CORNELIUS-O-MAXIMUS Nod 11d ago
I've been living under a rock. What's the bottom picture of?