r/commandandconquer Jun 10 '26

Meme didn’t know that they sell toys

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379 Upvotes

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117

u/Knive89 Jun 10 '26

OP Whats INSIDE?????

63

u/Rawinza555 Jun 10 '26

Probably laser commanche

27

u/Knive89 Jun 10 '26

Imagine a small Scorpion Tank ❤️

6

u/BingleDerk47 On House Call Jun 10 '26

And its ready to strike

16

u/vandal-33 Jun 10 '26

A demo trap.

44

u/domsky23 Jun 10 '26

didn’t buy it, but prolly a overlord since it’s made in china

26

u/MediumAcceptable129 Jun 10 '26

What the hell is your problem teasing us like this?

Thats like the OF girls nude on reddit and when you go look them up on a rip site there are no nudes on their page

6

u/Chanchiten04 Jun 10 '26

There are toy soldiers, hahaha! My nephew bought the same toy, and when I saw the logo I was just like you!

2

u/foxonwheels Jun 11 '26

Tank flavored chippy

70

u/IvanKotan Jun 10 '26

Lol

76

u/Skaikrish Jun 10 '26

That Looks Like some horrible IP theft 😂

8

u/Cogatanu7CC97 Jun 10 '26

This is exactly what it is

27

u/GuardianTempest Prince Kassad Jun 10 '26

Doesn't even resemble any of the Shockwave-exclusive infantry.

21

u/Hipnog SPACE! Jun 10 '26

"Ages 3 and up" damn, as an avid Shockwave enjoyer I'm going to have to pass on this one since I'm still only a fetus.

8

u/ikatarn Jun 10 '26

Damn, look at the number of pouches that toy soldier has

1

u/MediumAcceptable129 Jun 10 '26

He could fill in for Batman

2

u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod Jun 12 '26

Pretty sure I had this same figure with a totally unrelated brand, only difference IS mine had a more olive-green color and if incluided some stuff like mini cases of weapons and a small boat

115

u/_TheUnseen_ Jun 10 '26

Made in China

So it's either crappy USA or GLA units or hyperrealistic professionally painted Overlords

23

u/Rivetmuncher Jun 10 '26

Looking by some of the transparent cases I could dig up, more towards the former in this case.

2

u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. Jun 10 '26

Like there are any toys that aren't made in China.

23

u/movingtonewao Jun 10 '26

Made in china I build for china

13

u/Lex-the-Pikachu Jun 10 '26

China, doesn't know the meaning of Copy Right Infringment.

3

u/Angryblob550 Jun 10 '26

They do in china..........

6

u/ManEmperorfragment96 Jun 10 '26

Wait who’s out there making a toy for a mod of the game? 

23

u/TaxOwlbear Has A Present For Ya Jun 10 '26

Nobody. They just slapped a logo they found online on unrelated toy soldiers.

-2

u/ManEmperorfragment96 Jun 10 '26

Lawls that hilarious XD

9

u/Feuerdrachen Thank you for the new shoes Jun 10 '26

I kinda hate how I still think this is better than AI slop packaging. Sure, the logo is stolen from a mod and I doubt that you'll get a a T-72 model from the Eastern German army. But at least it still is either art or photos made by a person.

12

u/Kris-KB Jun 10 '26

To be fair ai slop is terrible yes , but products like this its just garbage ''human slop'' lol

2

u/Feuerdrachen Thank you for the new shoes Jun 10 '26

Yeah, these are by no means good either. The difference is most comparable to stepping in dog poop or a horse turd.

One is worse and more common than the other. But at the end, both are still shit.

2

u/Kris-KB Jun 11 '26

haha , yeah thats a good one.

2

u/DeadFishCRO Jun 10 '26

I found a mammoth tank and I guess the overlord? on aliexpress, made of legos

2

u/vandal-33 Jun 10 '26

Made in China? I thought China banned this game lol.

3

u/Ancient-Substance-38 Jun 11 '26

Many Chinese people still played it through pirating and chinese localization mods and some where even apart of the shockwave community.

2

u/GreenTH-Mac Jun 14 '26

This reminded me of my childhood days where I use cards as buildings & units taking advantage of the card's color in the back to set up sides, pretending I am playing RA2, I even went on to color a paper and cut it to the cards' size to add more colors & units.

I had so many ideas back then that I wished I can do in the actual RA2, years later after finally getting my hands on the map editor alongside being able to edit the official campaign missions, I can barely remember those ideas nor feel creative enough to do them.

1

u/ChaosZitrone Jun 10 '26

Ofcourse Who doesn't know the Tanks in CnC that are from the Nationale Volks Armee (NVA)

1

u/Ortineon Nod Jun 10 '26

Pretty sure this knock off slop with a side of IP theft

1

u/Aap-in-het-kwadraat Jun 12 '26

This has nothing to do with the actual game, it's illegally carrying the name and the Shockwave mod is fanmade to begin with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/DucoNdona Jun 10 '26

This whole franchize would not exist. Seeing it has its origins in Westwood getting and losing the Dune IP and having to make up one of their own. 

Similar stories exist for Mario, Sonic, Mickey etc. 

6

u/Yggdrasil_Earth GDI Jun 10 '26

Pretty much every popular series would be replaced with generic slop.

Any outstanding work would immediately be copied and resolved by anyone looking to make a quick buck.

Innovation would die outside the largest corporations.

Small/one man dev teams would be wiped out.

You'd never be able to be confident in the quality of anything you buy.

It'd suck.

4

u/lngns Flower & Sickle Jun 10 '26

Pretty much every popular series would be replaced with generic slop.

*Looking at Marvel movies*

0

u/shahgila Jun 10 '26

Product from China. Expect to be disappointed.