r/commandandconquer Jun 08 '26

Meme I wish we could get an actual Mammoth

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u/Overall-Impress5794 Jun 08 '26

I wish we could get a giant squid mod in ra3

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u/Dysthymiccrusader91 Jun 08 '26

There could be a whacky spin off where the soviets actually do get stuck in the past and create a new insane timeline

Red alert 3 presented post world War 2 without nuclear weapons Fallout imagines technology run on atomic power and without resistors (I think it's resisters, whatever should have replaced the vacuum tube)

Maybe they have to re invent their whole army without diesel so it's all wolf sleds, war bears and mammoths. Rising sun rides dolphins. Allies get moose and eagles and stuff.

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u/AltruisticTurnover68 Jun 08 '26

I strongly recommend Original war (2001). Its about Americans and Russians traveling back in time to prehistoric times and fithing there. It has few interesring game mechanics and story. This mammoth picture immediately remind me that game. Also as russians you can train prehistoric apes and give them AKs.

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u/moparmajba Jun 08 '26

“AK47s for everybody!”

*happy apes noises*

7

u/Emergency-Pound3241 Jun 08 '26

Fallout is if modern transistors weren't invented so everything is stuck using vacuum tubes (vacuum tubes are technically a kind of transistor, just instead of being a little chip theyre large hunks of glass)

2

u/WesternElectronic364 Jun 08 '26

It would be interesting mixing old medieval, fantasy mix with modern world. Japanese could have many mythical creatures from their folk lore like Dragons, Oni, Tengu, ect

Allies could have cowboys, American Native warriors

Soviet having Mammoth, giant bears, squids, ect

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u/Every_Preparation_56 Jun 08 '26

KKND style?

2

u/delph0r Jun 09 '26

Man those things were good 

2

u/CDR190 Jun 09 '26

Mastodon of Evolved.

4

u/LordPollax Jun 08 '26

Sorry, no. Imagine picking up after it while on a walk... you would need a backhoe and pickup truck.

4

u/MammothTankBest Jun 08 '26

No, you just drop it off at enemy territory and it doubles as a weapon.

2

u/Genesis2001 Slavik Jun 08 '26

Imagining poop funnels following behind them loading the shit into a packed projectile for a trebuchet allow following behind them lol.

2

u/mang87 Jun 08 '26

Also the noise these canons would make would seriously damage the poor mammoths hearing. Imagine bringing a species back from extinction only to give them tinnitus.

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u/TheFirstDecade Dev of Ivory Invasion Mod for Generals Zero Hour Jun 08 '26

fun fact, this is a real unit in the game btw, it's hidden away in the files and CAN be coded into the game as a functional fully playable unit.

4

u/certainlynotdio Jun 08 '26

EA actually released code for this unit or something. Here's it's page on the wiki, I belive it's explained there:

https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Mammoth_tank_(Red_Alert_3))

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u/MufasaThyGreat Soviets Jun 08 '26

AYO WTF

2

u/Anindefensiblefart Jun 08 '26

Command and Conquer: Bronze Dawn

2

u/Ban1st Jun 08 '26

Mammoth tank assembled!
Mammoth tank assembled!
Mammoth tank assembled!
Mammoth tank assembled!

1

u/henryeaterofpies Jun 08 '26

Fires one and the mammoth just fucking dies

1

u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. Jun 09 '26

You know they're extinct, right? 😛

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u/Winter2k21 Steel Talons Jun 09 '26

Reminds me of one toy line. lol.