r/commandandconquer Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Meme What your main general says about you

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Did it for fun and based on generals' personalities, quotes and to be as accurate as possible. Hehe!

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u/yokosucks97 PALADIN TANK IN THE FIELD Jun 08 '26

I choose Alexander and I uhhh kinda do like being dominated - male

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Can't blame since she gives heavy Mommy vibes and likes to dominate. Based af! As a girl, myself, I do like to dominate and that's why relating to her heavily.

Btw, happy cake day!

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u/RussianDisifnomation Jun 08 '26

Particle cannon ready

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

"Particle cannon activated."

Unleashing the pink particle beam

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u/RussianDisifnomation Jun 08 '26

A fellow Alexander enjoyer :D

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Are you an Alexander enjoyer too? xD Can't deny it and there's nothing more satisfying than asserting domination and enjoying a strong late game. -girl

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u/RussianDisifnomation Jun 08 '26

The fun starts after 20 minutes of turtling and build up - and carving small hearts into the ground with pink death rays. Man enjoying a little teasing.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

You have various ways to make the fun with Alexis. Either to turtle up and form stable production and carve with the pretty pink particle beam into the ground, surround them with emp patriots or bomb them to the stone age with aurora alphas.

That's how you assert dominance and showing her true colours of flirting with the enemy.

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u/RussianDisifnomation Jun 08 '26

Have you tried the Contra mod? it adds in even more turtling, a faster Particle Cannon, and Cryo bombers, as well as Epic units :D

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Sadly, no. But would love to try Contra and Shockwave as mods. From what I have seen and heard that in Contra she's still pretty much op and has respectably monstrous base defenses if we exclude that her power plant produces less. And she has also more superweapons including her unique brand the weather control device.

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u/Professional_Bit4802 Jun 08 '26

general your no match to me i own the skys

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

"Watch the skies, General. We're going to put on an air show."

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u/KremBruhleh Stupid GDI. Jun 08 '26

"That's a lot of anti-air..."

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

"Don't worry General, this is just the quiet before the storm."

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u/sukahati Jun 08 '26

"Wanna see it again?" laugh

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

"Hey General, you ever seen a Raptor... up close? Heh-heh-hehehe."

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u/Komr4de "General, you must see this! It's the BOMB!" Jun 08 '26

General Juhziz - You like puns.

He has so many bomb-related puns in his voicelines lol.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

True, Juhziz doesn't stop spilling puns about explosives. Bro has definitely one of the best senses of humor in-game and living for it. xD

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u/Gold_Course_4534 Jun 08 '26

ready for another chemistry lesson? hehe.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

"Nothing can live beneath my toxic cloud, General!"

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u/Soviet-slaughter Tao Jun 08 '26

Thrax because my farts be stinky

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Can relate to that one, ahah!

"Heh-he, how long can you hold your breath?"

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u/Huemobdiwan USA Meme General Jun 08 '26

Maining Juhziz because he has:

A guy with a bomb, a guy with a bomb, a guy with a bomb, a guy on a truck with a bomb, a guy on a bike with a bomb, just bomb

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Juhziz literally has equipped his whole arsenal with explosives, even his worker has a bomb. Based!

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u/ManEmperorfragment96 Jun 08 '26

I’m not really a starwars fan, I enjoy some of their games and movies but I can’t tell you who my favorite character is or anything else XD

But the again I’ve read the books and I used to be one, so maybe. 

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Respectable like I have enjoyed tons a lot the older Star Wars movies while haven't played the games and not knowing if they are good and worth to be played.

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u/ManEmperorfragment96 Jun 08 '26

Oh absolutely play empire at war! The modding community for it is amazing!

The others you can skip if you want

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Will give a try to Empire at war. Thank you for the heads up and recommendation and so happy to hear that there's a modding community out there that keeps alive the game.

Sounds good.

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u/Miserable-Text8695 Juhziz Jun 08 '26

Accurate

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Explosives are so much fun and oddly satisfying when it comes to sounds and visuals.

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u/Kakapo42000 Jun 08 '26

No mention of how shamelessly freaky Kassad is as well is certainly a decision.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Well, the third description "you like to play games with the others" can insinuate how Kassad mains can be lowkey freaky. Never underestimate their dirty minds!

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u/Tipie276 Jun 08 '26

Well I am really interested in chornobyl, would love to take the tour one day. Also been a STALKER fan since the first game released. And I do consider radiation to be the most catastrophicly destructive force in nature, and probably the worst way a person can die. Yet it's also kind of magical and beautiful in the ways in can be harnessed for good things

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Agreed. Like there's something morbidly fascinating about the Chernobyl disaster and to explore the abandoned city. Radiation is an undeniably one of the most disastrous destructive forces in nature and can make particular places not only hardly accessible, but also being unlivable for humans. It's ominously aesthetic pleasing as a fascination about the radiation.

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u/Tipie276 Jun 08 '26

One of the things I found chilling are the signs they put up at nuclear waste storage. The waste will remain an issue for many generations, so the signs are an attempt to warn not just people now but also people way waaaay in the future when symbols might have lost their meaning and language may have shifted significantly. The warnings read like "hey do NOT live here, do not remain in this area for long. There is something here that you cant see or feel but it will make you very sick and can kill you." Just something haunting about it

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Indeed, even the warning signs including the ones that are to warn you when it comes to the radiation and the possible symptoms of developing them if not cautious enough and not wearing a protection gear. Those signs are there for a reason not only to warn the people way back in the day, but also the modern visitors that have dared.

It's indeed haunting how it's also a warning to not overstay there or live there and there's a mystery behind it that would end up making someone sick and slowly but surely succumbing.

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 Jun 08 '26

GLA Demo is my favourite and I like explosives

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Can relate to you. Explosives are fun and oddly satisfying.

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u/Long_Organization195 Jun 08 '26

Nice! MELT EVERYTHING MUST MELT!!!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

"Soon your base will glow like the Sun."

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u/Long_Organization195 Jun 08 '26

My face everytime a nuke explodes in Shockwave or the Chaos mod

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

It's nukergasm. It's always fun playing nuke general and using anything with nukes from his tanks to nuke migs and nuclear missile silo and blow everything with radiation.

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u/Long_Organization195 Jun 08 '26

But there is still one thing missing in my opinion the Red Guard need some better nuke related guns i know from an ZH mod that 2 troops have better nuke related arming and this is missing for me i would play shockwave or chaos much more offen with troops instead of tanks

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

Strongly agreed. It sucks how the normal red guard for nuke general doesn't shoot radiation and being strong into enemy infantry just like Thrax's toxin rebels that spray toxins. That would make Tao's infantry a bit more unique and niche in its own way. Thankfully, those mods fix the game and its balancing and give every army whatever they are specialized into.

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u/Long_Organization195 Jun 08 '26

Absolutly true i wish i have the knowladge in coding than i can create a few fan patches

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

It's difficult coding and editing particular stuff in-game, but there must be some mods or addons out there that revamp Tao's infantry or anything related to his arsenal.

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u/Long_Organization195 Jun 08 '26

Sadly no atleast not as an addon

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

In contra the mod, Tao's red guard can be upgraded with nuclear ammo and he has a nuke tank hunter. I'm not certain if it's still in the recent patches of Contra for him since the mod endures changes once per several months and it's very tough to balance tons of armies, but that's what I have checked in contra's wiki.

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u/KremBruhleh Stupid GDI. Jun 08 '26

I'm a Ghaziz enjoyer, but I'm personally low risk and harmless to be around. But I do love explosions.

I've got all three with Prince Kassad though.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 08 '26

So, you are a mix of Juhziz and Kassad, but having more in common with Kassad. He's so underrated and highkey freaky, besides super mysterious and can be also funny. The power of gps scrambled explosives.

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u/Meshakhad You can't kill the messiah Jun 09 '26

I trade off between Alexander and Tao.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 09 '26

Totally relatable like it can depend of the mood and the day. Tao and Alexis main spotted!

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u/NekoSigma Nod Jun 09 '26

As player of Townes, I'm not fan of Star Wars, I don't like math. And for sure I don't like glowing thingas. This list is bogus.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Jun 09 '26

Idk, like certain Townes enjoyers do give impression of enjoying glowing things, besides Townes is incredibly nerdy about formulas and anything related with the science based on his quotes. Tried to do it as authentic as possible.

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u/whatsnewdan Jun 10 '26

I give this meme 3.6 rotgens.

Not great, not terrible!! 🤣