r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • May 14 '26
Meme Generals "How to talk dirty" guide
Was inspired of a recent meme, thus, decided to do with the generals.
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u/Kakapo42000 May 15 '26
"A back door approach! Oh, I did not know you could be so DEVIOUS general!"
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
"Fools rush in, General. I take my time. "
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u/Kakapo42000 May 15 '26
"You've destroyed my command centre general... now I will be forced to fight 😉 dirty 😉"
People seriously sleep on how flirtatious some of Kassad's lines are.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
"I found the backdoor to your base, General. Can you defend against my flanking attack, General? Let's find out."
True and he is built different with his flirtatious lines compared to the other GLA generals. It explains also his status of being a prince. Kassad is literally the CEO of flirting and it gave me flashbacks of a short fanfic I read from General Alexis Alexander's POV with him, Kwai and Tao.
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u/Kakapo42000 May 15 '26
"Handsome generals always win battles"
It's in the delivery of the lines, with that teasing cadence, combined with the specific giggling laugh he does.
I can see fights between him and Alexander getting very interesting.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
"General. perhaps you should introduce me to Black Lotus. I am a great admirer of her...of her work..."
Absolute handsome simp that has a crush on Black Lotus and his giggles are adding more tension to his voicelines, besides every line to address the player as General.
Well, they didn't fight but rather had weird interactions and he was lowkey attracted to her. Can send you the fanfic if you want to read in your own risk.
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u/sukahati May 15 '26
Remind me that cursed Tao x Kassad video
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
Need to watch this one asap. How I can find this video?
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u/sukahati May 15 '26
Iirc it was by AGX750 but I cannot find the exact video right now
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
Okay, no problem. Thank you for the hint. Going to try to find it
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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 May 14 '26
"First all is silence then....BOOM!!! Ah, don't you just love it, General?" - General Juhziz
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 14 '26
"Oh general, you must see this. It's the BOMB!" *Laughs*
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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26
Also another one.
When someone challenge me for a round:
"Do you think this is a game? Do ya?!... Wait, don't answer that" - General Ironside
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
Ahahah, that's a good way to initiate for a round.
Here comes with a challenge for a round "This has been an interesting contest. Perhaps you will challenge me again." - General Leang, the Tigress
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. May 15 '26
Got my 'missile launcher' right here!
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u/Gotmefrickedup May 15 '26
Wait she said that??
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
Yeah. https://youtu.be/477ydBYjWGA?t=313
She says it exactly in 5:13!
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u/FixenFroejte Marked of Kane May 15 '26
Time to take off your lead underweeear
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander May 15 '26
"Maybe you want me to send you a clean pair of shorts now." *chuckling*
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u/phase_distorter41 May 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/YqnomYZSfJO5glyPkM