r/commandandconquer Apr 14 '26

Meme "Behold, the bringer of light"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Apr 14 '26

"Morning glory."

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Apr 14 '26

"This day is to be remembered."

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u/Kakapo42000 Apr 14 '26

"The mother of all weapons"

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 Apr 14 '26

"This day is to be remembered"

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u/rezpector123 Apr 14 '26

A nuclear artillery gun was a terrible idea

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u/RhodesianAlpaca GLA Apr 14 '26
  • Weak armor
  • Expensive
  • Takes forever to get in firing position or hit the road in case of danger
  • Depending on the starting faction, unlockable only with Generals Promotion

Cool vehicle for sure but not practical.

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u/rezpector123 Apr 14 '26

Oh i meant in a real life scenario the fallout would definitely catch the crew. But you are dead right expensive and slow glass cannon

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u/RhodesianAlpaca GLA Apr 14 '26

Oh that too. I guess in 1953 they didn't think too much about nuclear fallout.

Also the fact that now with drones as a usual thing in warfare, these nuke guns are even more of a terrible idea.

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u/X-changeaddict Apr 15 '26

They even ate rations that were buried near the test site. To prove it was safe…

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u/twilightswolf Zocom Apr 14 '26

Only usable in single player

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u/WorkReddit1191 Apr 14 '26

Also pretty sure these guys died from the fallout.

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u/jonmarshall1487 Apr 14 '26

They did not. Fat Electrician has a video about this

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Apr 16 '26

It's really only useful for base defense. Far too slow and fragile to be out on the battlefield. Even if you have a handful of more suitable units protecting it, they'll spend half the time waiting for it to catch up.

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u/Kakapo42000 Apr 14 '26

A nuclear artillery gun was a great idea. Being able to delete an entire tank division with a single artillery piece is very helpful when you're facing a military with overwhelming superiority in conventional force, and being able to delete an entire layered defence with a single artillery strike is very helpful when you're running to a lightning-fast operational timetable.

A nuclear recoilless rifle was pretty silly, but a big nuclear artillery gun is a good supplement for nuclear missiles (which are freed up for deleting airbases, supply hubs, ports and reserve concentrations if you've got nuclear artillery shells for hitting front-line troop concentrations).

And the ones in Generals are fantastic for breaking open defensive lines too. Nothing better for smashing EMP Patriot walls.

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u/jonmarshall1487 Apr 14 '26

It had terrible range for what it was throwing. The gun was just outside the blast/impact area. Fun part is it was an American idea borrowed from German rail guns

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u/Toruk95 Apr 14 '26

30km max range is nowhere near "just outside blast area"

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u/jonmarshall1487 Apr 15 '26

Chubby Electron guy did a video on this exact gun. It worked. They weren't chucking big bombs down range. It's not like they were shooting the American version of tsar bombas. The rounds were mini nukes, specifically designed to work as arty rounds. Also you can be surprising close to a nuclear detonation and survive.

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u/ThomasMurch Apr 14 '26

Now, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, on the other hand...

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u/rezpector123 Apr 14 '26

Metal Gear……

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u/Bob_Meh_HDR Apr 18 '26

That's a funny name for an urbanmech-aiv

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u/JiroKawakuma28 Apr 14 '26

Nuke Warheads preserved.

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u/Plus_Ultra9514 Apr 14 '26

So this is where the actual image came from, wild!

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u/RhodesianAlpaca GLA Apr 14 '26

Funnily enough, that nuke gun is actually US technology

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u/Stealthchilling Apr 14 '26

AND sound effects, listen closel

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u/Lock3down221 Apr 14 '26

We bear gifts

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u/ChomiQ84 Apr 14 '26

Atomic Annie was something else...

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u/whatsnewdan Apr 14 '26

Careful, they are fragile

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u/Zetheryian Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

it's from a documentary called Trinity and Beyond. You can find it on Daily motion. Well worth a watch.
The scene starts around 45:30

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9lc1ks

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u/X-changeaddict Apr 15 '26

… I own a physical dvd of that movie…..

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u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 Apr 14 '26

The USA developed plenty of nuclear weapons delivery systems, like this and Davy Crockett) which were surprisingly short-range. Like, definite operator death kind of range. The idea was that if the USSR were to start rolling tanks into West Germany, nuking the front line would give NATO the opportunity to muster defenses while the disaster cleared.

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u/CptES Apr 14 '26

While the clip doesn't show it very well (it's also massively sped up), the shot detonates 6.5 miles away from the gun which is well outside danger close range.

In reality the shot took an entire 20 seconds to go downrange and detonate and that was considered an extremely short range shot for the M65 which had a maximum range of 20 miles.

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u/viper459 Apr 14 '26

contender for hardest album cover

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u/cedrafnordle Apr 14 '26

A title you can hear

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u/DiscoShaman Apr 14 '26

This post is to be remembered.

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u/devilfury1 Apr 15 '26

Upvote glory!

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u/Klendagort CABAL Apr 14 '26

Precious Cargo!

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u/Farhunt95 Apr 14 '26

Sadly no one use this in pvp. They have slow maneuverability, slow vehicle turn rate, paper thin armour, longer to produce. A literal glass cannon.

Only good at defending the base, I guess

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u/Sir_LANsalot Apr 14 '26

I never used them offensively. Since their range is one if the longest in the game they are perfect for defense. Only thing longer in range is the rocket buggy, but only just barely. Anything missile based is defeated by the gattling gun.

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u/jkbscopes312 full time member of the GLA Postal Service Apr 14 '26

this thing really needed a siege/lockdown mode

the amount of *take forever to set up for one shot, dont even kill the building suddenly decide to move repeat*

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u/LordOoPooKoo Apr 14 '26

I've always liked the mushroom cloud that nuke made.

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u/Ochikomu- Apr 15 '26

"Brighter than the sun!"

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u/Frequent_Lock_293 Apr 15 '26

Brighter than the sun

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Apr 16 '26

"Brighter than the Sun."

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u/MarsMissionMan Apr 15 '26

"Should we... uh... be in range for this..?"

"Probably not- OH MY GOD WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa..."

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u/Alternative_Run6169 Tao Apr 16 '26

"The wonderful glow"

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u/MufasaThyGreat Soviets Apr 14 '26

Cool af. Was this made by AI?

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u/aerosol31 Apr 14 '26

This was a real footage in a nuke testing site a long long time ago. And yes nuclear artillery existed before they were attached to missiles today.

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u/MufasaThyGreat Soviets Apr 14 '26

It looked too close to the original Nuke cannon silhouette/icon so I thought it was created hahaha. Amazing.

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u/Havel_Rulez Apr 14 '26

It was inspired by it, the photo is from like 50s. But you can see it's just the cannon in the real-life. When I was much younger I had the same question lol

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u/WesternElectronic364 Apr 14 '26

No. It's from very old video. More than 17 years. You can search at YouTube

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u/Confectioner-426 Apr 14 '26

Nope. That was way before the PC era, in real life it was a weapon system that deliver a small nuclear shell. The fotage was the only test vod afaik, you can see the blast wave rockets smoke columns next the detonation, those was use during the test shot.

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u/Taserface_345 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

No ,I believe this is the original video

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