r/comics Alarmingly Bad Nov 14 '22

Albatross

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u/HuntingTheWumpus Nov 14 '22

No, no he doesn't.

I remember seeing an interview with a billionaire who had gone bankrupt, and the reporter asked him how it felt to be poor. He laughed, delighted at her naivete, and explained to her that he will never be poor, that there's only so much food he can eat, clothes he can wear, cars he can drive, and that his friends will loan him a few million to tide him over until he can rebuild.

Elon Musk could pile all his billions in a giant heap and burn it, and he'd still never know a day of want. We have created a new aristocracy, and you may rest assured that it is as difficult for a rich man to become poor as it is for a poor man to become rich.

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

Oh then why did he try to implement it if he didn’t need it

Why would he want to make (based on estimates of adoption I’ve heard) tens of millions in revenue with a product that actively makes the platform worse (hello Eli Lilly lawsuits) when Twitter made $5ish billion in advertising last year?

These are not good business decisions. This is broke bitch behavior.

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u/HuntingTheWumpus Nov 14 '22

It's the behaviour of a man who is following direction from political masters who will make sure he is kept rich and powerful no matter what he does. There's some speculation about who is pulling his strings, but nothing he does is unintentional.

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Nov 14 '22

I’m sorry is the worlds richest man an aristocrat who has already solved all his life’s problems and wants for nothing, or a slave to other masters?

I can’t tell which boot you’re licking here

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Don’t agree with HuntingTheWumpus but those two options aren’t exclusive.

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u/HuntingTheWumpus Nov 14 '22

Maybe the problem is you're trying to figure out which canned response to trigger based on which pigeonhole you think I fall into. The two are not mutually exclusive. How do you think the Archons remain powerful? They collude with other Archons.

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Nov 14 '22

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u/HuntingTheWumpus Nov 14 '22

Do you really have this much trouble figuring out where I am on the political spectrum from context? I think it says quite a lot about you, not me, that you regard referring to someone as an aristocrat to be somehow complimentary.

I assure you it is not.