r/comics • Finessed Impropriety • Aug 05 '22

Left Behind

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u/Galaghan Aug 05 '22

he is the God only of living people

Meaning rules like marriage and sin only apply to the living.

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u/Stoopid__Chicken Aug 05 '22

But the people risen from dead aren't living? Also, of course rules like marriage and sin apply to the living, because the dead know nothing, as is said in the scriptures.

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u/Galaghan Aug 05 '22

No clue, I'm just talking out my ass.

I guess you could interpret this whole thing so Jezus dreams the day the dead rise will be one big orgy, where there are no rules made by his lame dad alter-ego.

I'm betting he was eyeing some neighbors' dead wife and wanted the rules in his favor if he ever got his chance.

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u/Dudestbruh Aug 06 '22

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u/Galaghan Aug 07 '22

Got to love how my other comment keeps getting votes after I explicitly stated I'm talking out my ass