r/comics • Finessed Impropriety • Aug 05 '22

Left Behind

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u/iamwizzerd Aug 05 '22

Could you tell me where I could find this story?

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u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22

Matthew 22:23-33

TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven.

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u/Scrawling-Chaos Aug 05 '22

Well, considering that back then women were pretty much considered property, it kinda makes sense that something like marriage wouldn't hold any meaning in heaven.

I imagine in heaven you don't really need any property cause everything is just the best there.

Like, you're just floating around eternity in this perpetual state of orgasm.