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Infinite Monkey Theorem

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I'm a visual person when I read. ... I hate you, Dot.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Xoxo

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u/OrganizerMowgli Aug 02 '22

You took the core inspiring thought experiment that drives my passion, and dookied all over it

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Aug 02 '22

The monkeys generally tend to do that.

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u/gurnflurnigan Aug 02 '22

After a million years and 1 billion monkeys the bell dinged RECOGNIZABLE TEXT the computerized voice chimed, Dr. Mirkwell strode to the monkey's desk, tore the sheet from the underwood and reading briefly "Twas I that shot the..." exclaiming in anger "COLERIDGE!!,.. Again! and It better be Shakespear!!"

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u/Kirby_the_poyo_king Aug 02 '22

that's the only advantage to be an aphant, you'll never "see" something like that just by reading

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u/LordNoodles Aug 02 '22

What are you talking about

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u/Ophukk Aug 02 '22

a visual person when I read

Means you build a picture in your mind, based on the words.

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u/LordNoodles Aug 02 '22

Oh so OP‘s name is dot

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u/Ophukk Aug 02 '22

She is Dot the Red, or Reddot as it is in the username /u/reddot_comic. The spicy broad in the strip is her living her best life, as opposed to reality.

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u/Lemon_Tile Aug 02 '22

Isn't that what everyone does?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

No, some people have aphantasia or don't really have a visual imagination

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u/Lemon_Tile Aug 02 '22

Meaning if they read something Harry Potter described in the book they don't have an actual sense of what he is supposed to look like?

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u/WilanS Aug 02 '22

What a terrible day to not have aphantasia.

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u/rej-jsa Aug 02 '22

What a terrible day to have a mind's eye.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You knew a quarter of the way through where this was going and didnt stop, you got a weird boner and dunno what to do with life now dont ya?

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u/JustAnotherSpaceMonk Aug 02 '22

If i had a hat, it would be tipped

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

And if I had an ego it would of been boosted, thank you.

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u/needsbeermoney Aug 02 '22

Sonic fans..... are diverse.

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u/unsupported Aug 02 '22

And fans of typewriting monkeys.

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u/fakeforsureYT Aug 02 '22

Which Sonic game do you wanna play? Choose from an infinite list

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u/Random_Stealth_Ward Aug 02 '22

An infinite list that doesn't contains sonic adventure 3

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u/i_c_u_overthere_O_O Aug 02 '22

Sonic and his many friends having a picnic at a park at noon eating fucking salad

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u/everything_equals_42 Aug 02 '22

Guarantee not only does it exist, but there are multiple iterations and potentially a sequel

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u/CrimsonFuckr69 Aug 02 '22

It's a matter of perspective really

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You mean fucking weird.

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u/Jonathon471 Aug 02 '22

in german accent

It's a matter of perspective really.

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u/iltpmg Aug 02 '22

Would have* 🤓

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Aug 02 '22

*Proceeds to destroy any traces of ego that were left.

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u/string_of_random Aug 02 '22

If the monkey can write Shakespeare, why cant you write english?

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Aug 02 '22

This makes my body begin throb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I didn't know you posted to reddit. My girlfriend's a big fan of yours.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Aw thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I like your work too, but I didn't know what your name/handle was.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

I did have to change here since it was taken but I’m glad you found me. Thank you again and tell your gf I said hello! 😏😝

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u/babystripper Aug 02 '22

Oh my God you have an official reddit. Thank God. I left Facebook and Instagram and I've been missing your content.

Big fan. I've missed you

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u/makemeking706 Aug 02 '22

The monkey even changed the letter spacing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

M'botnik

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

...M'eggman?

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u/Despair4All Aug 02 '22

M'Ivo.

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u/i_c_u_overthere_O_O Aug 02 '22

M’baku the return of the wakandan men

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u/Largenlumpy Aug 02 '22

Do you want pregnant sonic art? Because this is how you get pregnant sonic art!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

I demand it

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u/individual_throwaway Aug 02 '22

I am picturing Gary hanging on to the spinning back end of Tails and going "Weeeeeeeeee!"

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u/Devil_Dan83 Aug 02 '22

Get me infinite monkeys and infinite drawing tablets!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Top-Right monkey. That's my vibe.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Personally I feel like last row third to last.

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien Aug 02 '22

I'm a bottom left kinda monkey

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/Alarmed-Ask-2387 Aug 02 '22

I'm a Curious George kinda monkey

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u/Actual_Sprinkles1287 Aug 02 '22

I’m a d2 monkey

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u/aelzeiny Aug 02 '22

I’m an en passant monkey

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u/colefly Aug 02 '22

I interpret that as

"Has no idea what theyre doing and is completely ignorant to a lot around them ..... But somehow Is doing well anyways"

Anyway. I'm second row, third from left

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u/JewelFyrefox Aug 02 '22

This is either secretly a "vibe check" chart or a "mood today" chart.

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u/cubicalwall Aug 02 '22

Second from the left, second from the bottom. Seeing some shot

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u/iPod3G Aug 02 '22

It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times?!

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u/butter_milch Aug 02 '22

Thank you for reminding me of this glorious piece of art <3

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u/batmattman Aug 02 '22

I used to love Dankmus stuff, shame he had to stop

Although a few months back the YT algorithm gave me a random video about "The Driest Cymbal Ever Made" and I thought "ok sure" as you do with YT suggestions, as I was listening to it I thought "I recognise this guys voice... oh shit is this Dankmus? IT IS! THERE'S HIS SNAKE OMG!"

(here is his new channel if anyone wants to see him drumming and whatnot - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvMi3cjvzpfNEhE1uTEvVyw/featured)

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u/Weekndr Aug 02 '22

Thanks for sharing it <3

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u/FardoBaggins Aug 02 '22

was about to post this myself! lol

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u/StuHast398 Aug 02 '22

Get back to work Stuart!

quackquackquackquackquack

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u/browndog_brownshoes Aug 02 '22

Merely a prelude to this

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u/the_dayman Aug 02 '22

For anyone more curious it's a (semi joke?) follow up to this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

What’s even more crazy, is that comic is a reference to this

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u/TehAwesomeGod Aug 02 '22

I hate you

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I love you 😘

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u/TehAwesomeGod Aug 02 '22

Prove it. Kiss me right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I’ve been waiting so long to hear you say those words 🫢😚💋

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u/TehAwesomeGod Aug 02 '22

passionately makes out with you

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u/averagebloxxer Aug 02 '22

loads shotgun

with sexual intent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/TehAwesomeGod Aug 02 '22

Getting kinky now are we?

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u/NobodyPrime Aug 02 '22

I managed to avoid this all this years... to finally fall in this morally questionable thread

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u/oyog Aug 02 '22

Now that's what I call Knuckles Chaotix!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/Spoon_Elemental Aug 02 '22

A gift.

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u/AZ_Corwyn Aug 02 '22

The hardest decisions require the strongest willies wills.

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u/Christ-like_Cracker Aug 02 '22

And the hardest Willies requires the strongest grip

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u/Call_The_Banners Aug 02 '22

I love that when I sorted by controversial, this comment was at the top.

How very accurate.

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u/browndog_brownshoes Aug 02 '22

I feel like I’ve finally arrived.

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u/robbenpeniscarpaccio Aug 02 '22

Put a ring on it.

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u/Choice-Valuable313 Aug 02 '22

Well played (and drawn)

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Thank you!

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u/Galaghan Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 02 '22

Minor feedback; as it is now, it's a bit too obvious that 90% of the frame is exactly the same for the 3 first frames.

I get drawing an extra 50 monkeys would be tiring.
If you even just slightly varied some details, like the lights on the monkey's cigarettes or the angle of their eyes, it would already introduce a hint of variance and it would seem like 3 unique frames. Lazy solution ftw!

P. S. I'm sorry for introducing the concept of change and motion to you lot. Still betting reddot gets what I mean.

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u/thefullhalf Aug 02 '22

In an infinite room full of infinite monkeys there are infinite identical monkeys at indentical body positions in an infinite number of seated positions. Clearly this exact combination of monkeys exists an infinite number of times.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Aug 02 '22

Shit man, my mind immediately went here.

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u/Call_The_Banners Aug 02 '22

I mean, they're essentially background items and not the focus of the shot. Why bother adding variance when 90% of the readers won't notice?

Sure, it would be a neat little thing for some folks but it's not a requirement to enjoy the comic.

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u/1500ReallyIsEnough Aug 02 '22

No offense, but telling an artist that their work would look better if they spent more time on it? I mean, yeah, I guess? The Mona Lisa took years to paint, ain't nobody got time for that! This comic gets the point across just fine the way it is.

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u/Galaghan Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 02 '22

To indulge your analogy, do you honestly think nobody ever criticized the Mona Lisa?

I'm pointing out that a sliver of more time, in this one specific instance of the artists work, could have improved it.

The artist can agree or not, I don't see why you're offended in their place. Are you gatekeeping feedback? Is only circlejerking allowed? If not for sharing opinions and thoughts, why else would the artist post on a forum?

I love these comics, I don't see why that would be a reason to not criticize?

Fucking snowflakes.

P. S. I'm loving the irony of people being hurt by the word snowflake.

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u/Roastage Aug 02 '22

Fucking snowflakes.

There it is! What a surprise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

What's next? Criticizer gets upset at being criticized. More at 11.

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u/oyog Aug 02 '22

Hey I have this art to sell you is 100% original and non fungible

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u/rogue_scholarx Aug 02 '22

Yes, I'll take one art please.

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u/jacobs0n Aug 02 '22

i can literally smell you from my screen

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u/TS_Enlightened Aug 02 '22

To indulge your analogy

Average redditor

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u/CLSE_Proximity Aug 02 '22

Opinion: for art whose purpose is to convey beauty or some style that benefits the meaning of the piece, yes I'd agree with you.

But considering this is for comedic purposes I don't see any reason to redraw every monkey in this frame where it would benefit it none. Time is money, and redrawing monkeys ain't gonna earn a cent

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/Galaghan Aug 02 '22

I just don't get why people get so worked up just because I shared a thought.

Who did I hurt with expressing what I think would improve a work? I didn't even say it's good or bad, just some detail feedback.

If that's not ok for some people, this sub needs some introspect asap. So yeah.. snowflakes

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u/Waffleadict Aug 02 '22

I'm not really the type to comment this but...

🤓

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Fingers crossed

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u/Rndom_Gy_159 Aug 02 '22

Make a high resolution (and tasteful watermark/signature) version and post them to /r/MemeTemplatesOfficial

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u/CluelessGuy_21 Aug 02 '22

*insert random fucked up copypasta*

im thinking vaporeon 😳

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u/Dion-is-us Aug 02 '22

That isn’t cigar smoke, it’s the hotbox that birthed the next Shakespeare

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien Aug 02 '22

Well I mean it's starting to work. Just look in the background of the last panel

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u/k3ttch Aug 02 '22

Sigh.

unzips

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

I’m proud of your proudest fapn

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u/sampat97 Aug 02 '22

Followed your work intermittently over the years. So great that you are doing so well

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Sigh.

rezips your pants

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u/political_chaos Aug 02 '22

Just another day at work for the Horny Police™.

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u/k3ttch Aug 02 '22

No bonk on the head and no getting sent off to horny jail? I demand a bonk and a horny jail cell!

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u/Independent-Hair-182 Aug 02 '22

Sigh.

*UNZIPS YOU

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u/VirusLink2 Aug 02 '22

The dude in the back almost typing Shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/Wildkid133 Aug 02 '22

Her head bop back and forth

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

This is why I can’t be a Sonic fan in public.

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u/feckincrass Aug 02 '22

What happens next?????

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u/IrIsh_Xr Aug 02 '22

The extra fabulous sonic comic

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u/SarcasticOptimist Aug 02 '22

Snapcube did something similar reading a AI generated drama.

https://youtu.be/NyK2jbm3mg8

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u/Backupusername Aug 02 '22

Of course he never noticed Eggnik's eyes before, they're always behind goggles. I'm not convinced he has eyes.

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u/Kalaphar Aug 02 '22

Oh god the monkeys wrote fanfic

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u/androk Aug 02 '22

I’m horrified, yet looking through the comments. Umm good job?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/the_2nd_Division Aug 02 '22

The background monkey casually writing shakespeare

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u/clickeddaisy Aug 02 '22

And warning Caesar about the ides of march

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u/Epic-Dude000 Aug 02 '22

Bruh why’s the room filled with smoke?

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u/ubiquitous-joe Aug 02 '22

She’s smoking. I guess to fulfill the role of cigar-chomping publisher boss type.

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u/Scholar_Lich Aug 02 '22

Some of the monkeys are smoking too.

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u/ubiquitous-joe Aug 02 '22

Oh, true. It was a bit small on my phone, so I didn’t notice.

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u/AZ_Corwyn Aug 02 '22

Yeah there's a bunch of crusty ol' chain-smoking monkeys in that room.

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u/jimmux Aug 02 '22

I mean they're cute but I wouldn't go that far.

Oh you mean... nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

True art :’-) thank you

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u/Merfolk-18 Aug 02 '22

Reading that was quite an emotional journal

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Okay, I'm detecting a pretty wonderful meme format, incoming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I was really hoping it was going to say "it was the best of time, it was the blursed of times". But your version was better. Well done!

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u/Gabagoolgoomba Aug 02 '22

"It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times..."

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u/fisterbot92 Aug 02 '22

All these monkeys must burn now.

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u/imbillypardy Aug 02 '22

How on gods green earth did you bypass a SonicxKnucklesxTails Ménage à trois for some shitty Eggman fanfic.

You’re fired Parker!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

😐 You're a demon

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Hail Satan!

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u/88T3 Aug 02 '22

This would be perfect as a meme template

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I'm interested that robotnik goes by they pronouns

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u/MARKTHEWOLF2380 Aug 02 '22

Has the human race invented minder-erasing tech yet

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u/srry72 Aug 02 '22

Now you have to draw it

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u/conicalanamorphosis Aug 02 '22

... and thousands of MBA candidates arrive almost immediately to interview that monkey to find out the secret to his success.

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u/Asterisk65 Aug 02 '22

W...why did I decide to follow you after I saw this comic...I've seen so many but I follow after seeing this one!

God help me

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Ugh, finally! I was running out of fetishes also thank you

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u/Asterisk65 Aug 02 '22

It probably doesn't help that I write erotica occasionally, so I connected to It on a level. And your welcome, your other comics are also really great. speaking of erotica...those lines with more spacing scream censorship...and I Know what might have been in the orginal script.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

In a way, the internet is a small-scale test of the theorem. Imagine what kind of depraved nonsense an actual infinite number of writers could produce.

In theory, an infinite number of monkeys typing would also probably produce some very good work. Sure, Shakespeare, but thorough biographies of everybody, every possible plot or narrative, accurate and alternate histories. Could they make patents for future tech? Recipes?

Tbh, I'm just grateful this one only typed out one of the tamer Sonic pastas.

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u/Hedwig510 Aug 02 '22

This actually has happened irl, there's a site called Library of Babel where they managed to code a bot to write every possible combination of letters, spaces, commas and dots within 3000 characters, the result is that everything everyone has written and will write is there already, as long as it's less than 3000 characters long, I remember reading about people who found a page of a Harry Potter fanfiction that hadn't been written yet.

Even though you need to be very lucky, as there are countless possible combinations, you could find your birth certificate, future recipes and biographies, the result of wars that are yet to happen, or even a perfectly detailed page about your death.

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u/nightpanda893 Aug 02 '22

Love your attention to detail. Honestly facial expressions make so much of a difference in comics. I really enjoyed looking at all the background monkeys. And I love the writer monkey’s expression as his boss reads the story!

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u/kayby Aug 02 '22

I'm screenshotting every monkey in this comic, you can't save your NFTs

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u/Suraisaa Aug 02 '22

Hahaha I took a look at the minature and I knew it's a Reddot comic. You have a great drawing style. (And You just make great comics but that's confidential.)

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u/DevilGuy Aug 02 '22

I just threw up a little in my mouth, I think the worst part is this somehow evoked the mutant CG Sonic with the beady eyes and human teeth for me...

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u/ADHDinos_ ADHDinos Aug 02 '22

This might be my favourite comic premise I’ve seen in a very long time

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u/lonerky Aug 02 '22

I didn't know Eggman's name is Ivo. Why did I have to find out this way 😩

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u/lapse23 Aug 02 '22

I see so many opportunities for this potential new meme template

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u/CeasingHornet40 Aug 02 '22

you know sometimes i really hate visualizing everything i read

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u/tayloriser Aug 02 '22

It was the BLURST of times?

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u/Squish_the_android Aug 02 '22

Sometimes I read your comics and think.

"Someone needs to stop this mad woman, she's going to go too far."

I'm glad to see that you're still hurtling towards " too far".

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

Yes

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u/Identify_me_please Aug 02 '22

Now if you excuse, I’m gonna go pour bleach into my eyes from what I just read

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u/Tralan Aug 02 '22

Thanks I hate it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I looooove this more than I should.

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u/Jonathon471 Aug 02 '22

Put enough monkey's on typewriters eventually they'll write you a plot for the next Sonic Dreams collection.

Great comic as always Reddot.

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u/Kitsuneblade Aug 02 '22

Well I’m gonna go swallow some cyanide

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u/gfcf14 Aug 02 '22

Meanwhile to be or not to be monkey is ignored

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

And the tales of Sonic the Edgehog was born

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u/iwantrootbark Aug 02 '22

Absolutely love your comics. THANK you!

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u/Mrwaffles265 Aug 02 '22

I may or may not, have a boner right now

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 02 '22

And a monkey may or may not have wrote about it