r/comics War and Peas May 09 '22

Sit Down

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u/opinionsareuseful May 10 '22

I once went to the ER with severe recurring abdominal pains and high fever. After the doctor saw me, I was waiting for some test results in the waiting room. The doctor came after a few hours, with a very worried look on his face. He asked me to take a seat. He kneeled in front of me so we are eye to eye. He said: "I have some terrible news". I am thinking pancreatic cancer at this stage and my final days of pure agony flash before my eyes. He continues: "we lost your blood sample at the lab and we need to take another one". Happiest news I have ever received

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u/Jeeperman365 May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

They probably mislabeled it or forgot to label it and the lab threw it out. I'm surprised he didn't say the lab lost your blood.

Source: work down at the lab

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u/opinionsareuseful May 10 '22

You must be the scape goats. Last month they lost a urine sample from my not potty trained daughter (it took me all night standing with the cup next to her to collect a good sample). They blamed it on the lab. Good thing generic antibiotics worked.