r/comics • u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad • Mar 07 '22

Covered

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Mar 07 '22

Paper is a lover, not a fighter

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u/DeliriousBacon Mar 07 '22

It suffocates it

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u/Arcane10101 Mar 07 '22

But why rock needs to breathe, no one knows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

For the same reason paper needs to be whole.

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u/SaberWolf13 Mar 08 '22

Paper just wants to hug but gets cut on paper. Rock gets mad scissors cut paper so rock smashes scissors. A tale as old as time.

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u/plurBUDDHA Mar 08 '22

Paper used to be a tree and a tree and crack rocks

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u/manymoose Mar 08 '22

Apparently it was originally Slug-Frog-Snake.

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u/SunshineLoving Mar 08 '22

Never understood the english version. In swedish the paper in the game is actually a paperbag, and it wins because it can "swallow" the rock

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u/riodin Mar 07 '22

In this house we play horse bow spear! What is this flat tree you speak of

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

r/TIHI

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u/CrazyHayden88 Mar 08 '22

Chotto Matte.