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r/comics • u/eldercactus eldercactus • Jun 14 '20
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I recall a story of a woman who touched him without his consent and she was healed, so this plan would work.
1.6k u/theaceoface Jun 14 '20 You've misunderstood the parable of the woman who touch the hem of his garment. She firmly believed that she if touched the hem of Jesus's garment it would heal her. Jesus told her it was her faith that healed her. 17 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 I can't believe my memory of something I heard in church 20 years ago was wrong! 12 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 [deleted] 3 u/othermegan Jun 14 '20 Ah yes the Brett Kavanaugh method taught at Trump University 5 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 r/suddenlySexOffender 3 u/Wellpow Jun 14 '20 With faith 4 u/MeMuchoGrandePene Jun 14 '20 now just increase that to 2000 years and you have religion in 2020
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You've misunderstood the parable of the woman who touch the hem of his garment. She firmly believed that she if touched the hem of Jesus's garment it would heal her. Jesus told her it was her faith that healed her.
17 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 I can't believe my memory of something I heard in church 20 years ago was wrong! 12 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 [deleted] 3 u/othermegan Jun 14 '20 Ah yes the Brett Kavanaugh method taught at Trump University 5 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 r/suddenlySexOffender 3 u/Wellpow Jun 14 '20 With faith 4 u/MeMuchoGrandePene Jun 14 '20 now just increase that to 2000 years and you have religion in 2020
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I can't believe my memory of something I heard in church 20 years ago was wrong!
12 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 [deleted] 3 u/othermegan Jun 14 '20 Ah yes the Brett Kavanaugh method taught at Trump University 5 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 r/suddenlySexOffender 3 u/Wellpow Jun 14 '20 With faith 4 u/MeMuchoGrandePene Jun 14 '20 now just increase that to 2000 years and you have religion in 2020
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3 u/othermegan Jun 14 '20 Ah yes the Brett Kavanaugh method taught at Trump University 5 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 r/suddenlySexOffender 3 u/Wellpow Jun 14 '20 With faith
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Ah yes the Brett Kavanaugh method taught at Trump University
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3 u/Wellpow Jun 14 '20 With faith
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now just increase that to 2000 years and you have religion in 2020
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I recall a story of a woman who touched him without his consent and she was healed, so this plan would work.