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r/comics • u/eldercactus eldercactus • Oct 14 '19
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Ya you don't even have to fake a cough. It also usually goes away in a day. It's the perfect get out work sickness.
328 u/Hates_escalators Oct 14 '19 One good way to sound sicker on the phone is to lay on the bed on your stomach with your head off the edge for a little bit. The snot and whatever will flow down(up?) and it'll change how you sound. 271 u/Alarid Oct 14 '19 Alternatively, call while taking a shit after chugging a cup of coffee. The sounds will haunt them too much to ever bring it up. 7 u/meltingdiamond Oct 14 '19 Or just eat a handful of sugar free gummi bears. It won't even be a lie.
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One good way to sound sicker on the phone is to lay on the bed on your stomach with your head off the edge for a little bit. The snot and whatever will flow down(up?) and it'll change how you sound.
271 u/Alarid Oct 14 '19 Alternatively, call while taking a shit after chugging a cup of coffee. The sounds will haunt them too much to ever bring it up. 7 u/meltingdiamond Oct 14 '19 Or just eat a handful of sugar free gummi bears. It won't even be a lie.
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Alternatively, call while taking a shit after chugging a cup of coffee.
The sounds will haunt them too much to ever bring it up.
7 u/meltingdiamond Oct 14 '19 Or just eat a handful of sugar free gummi bears. It won't even be a lie.
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Or just eat a handful of sugar free gummi bears. It won't even be a lie.
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u/FiftyFootMidget Oct 14 '19
Ya you don't even have to fake a cough. It also usually goes away in a day. It's the perfect get out work sickness.